Rickomatic
Grey is cool!
- Location
- West Jordan
Brett said:
What is wrong with being a freak?
show me your gnomes....
- Thread starter Jeremy
- Start date
What is wrong with being a freak?
James K
NO, I'm always like this
- Location
- Taylorsville, Ut
rockdog said:Ok, heres a pic of my lawn gnome sh!!ter.I make em out of old barn wood. Lawn gnomes like old barn wood splinters in thier butts.
gnome sh!!ter 
Jeremy
total tacoma points: 162
- Location
- MAGNA, land of chewy brown water
rockdog said:Ok, heres a pic of my lawn gnome sh!!ter.I make em out of old barn wood. Lawn gnomes like old barn wood splinters in thier butts.
i must have one. will you build me one? how tall is it? that is the coolest gnome accessory i have ever seen.
Brett
Meat-Hippy
- Location
- Salt Lake City Utah
XJFreak said:
Just sayin'
i seem to have an unhealthy obsession with garden gnomes, lawn gnomes, yard gnomes(call them whatever you like) i only have a few now, because there are very few places that have any good ones.
EKSJAE has VERY specific qualities he looks for in his gnomes. The most important thing is no lazy gnomes allowed. They must have some tool in their hands. They must also be wearing the right colors.
By the way he is proud to be a freak. I just hope he doesn't pass too much of it on to our two kids.
EKSJAE has VERY specific qualities he looks for in his gnomes. The most important thing is no lazy gnomes allowed. They must have some tool in their hands. They must also be wearing the right colors.
By the way he is proud to be a freak. I just hope he doesn't pass too much of it on to our two kids.
R
rockdog
Guest
EKSJAE said:
i must have one. will you build me one? how tall is it? that is the coolest gnome accessory i have ever seen.
could be arranged , you have gnomes. They need gnome sh!tters. I have a gnome sh!tter with no gnomes. In other words you need a gnome sh!tter, I need a gnome. Let's work out a deal. How much do one of the little shi... err guys go for usually?
BOB-CAT
THE PUNISHER
- Location
- Stansbury Park UT
I bought 3 at Harbor Freight just before Christmas. They must be popular, cuz somebody stole mine right out of my front yard!
Stansbury is awful close to Tooele.......
Stansbury is awful close to Tooele.......
R
rockdog
Guest
Eksjae, I ain't take'n no hot gnomes stolen out of bobcats yard in trade for a small relief station.
BOB-CAT
THE PUNISHER
- Location
- Stansbury Park UT
bring them back Tiny
mmmm.....beefy!!!
- Location
- South Jordan, Utah
So is that considered gnome-napping, cuz there kinda like people, I think someone should get the hot seat for that inconsiderate act
and if it was you eksjae, I feel very bad for you, CUZ YOUR SICK!!!
and if it was you eksjae, I feel very bad for you, CUZ YOUR SICK!!!
Jeremy
total tacoma points: 162
- Location
- MAGNA, land of chewy brown water
BOB-CAT said:
maybe they didn't like the way you were letting your yard go. was your grass dieing, are the pink flamingos missing too......
maybe they were not stolen at all.......
maybe they couldn't stand the embarassment of living in such an uncared for yard and left you.......
maybe the grass is greener on the other side......
BOB-CAT said:I bought 3 at Harbor Freight just before Christmas. They must be popular, cuz somebody stole mine right out of my front yard!
Stansbury is awful close to Tooele.......
Scott told me that HE found them at HF, right before we shot 'em...
muleskinner
Well-Known Member
- Location
- Enoch, UT
Coreshot said:Scott told me that HE found them at HF, right before we shot 'em...
Uhh, I did buy those at HF... yea thats it.
I'd have to say if I did find a Gnome, I'd probably shoot the creapy little bugger. 
Now lawn jockey's are another story.
BOB-CAT
THE PUNISHER
- Location
- Stansbury Park UT
You know the penalty for gnome-napping is 10 yrs. bad luck. However, if they are returned to the rightful owner within a week, the curse will be lifted.
BOB-CAT
THE PUNISHER
- Location
- Stansbury Park UT
EKSJAE said:
But my grass is the nicest in the neighborhood.
I miss the creepy buggers.
BOB-CAT
THE PUNISHER
- Location
- Stansbury Park UT
O.K. I noticed one of my gnomes showed back up at the house today. He has a tatoo on his butt and he looks hung over, but thanks. He misses his other two freinds.
James K
NO, I'm always like this
- Location
- Taylorsville, Ut
BOB-CAT said:O.K. I noticed one of my gnomes showed back up at the house today. He has a tatoo on his butt and he looks hung over, but thanks. He misses his other two freinds.
:greg: killing me
muleskinner
Well-Known Member
- Location
- Enoch, UT
BOB-CAT said:O.K. I noticed one of my gnomes showed back up at the house today. He has a tatoo on his butt and he looks hung over, but thanks. He misses his other two freinds.
Damn, I need to fix my gate...
BOB-CAT
THE PUNISHER
- Location
- Stansbury Park UT
OOOOO the DRAMA - 2 of the 3 returned .
No questions asked but the cat knows.
No questions asked but the cat knows.
Jeremy
total tacoma points: 162
- Location
- MAGNA, land of chewy brown water
BOB-CAT said:O.K. I noticed one of my gnomes showed back up at the house today. He has a tatoo on his butt and he looks hung over, but thanks. He misses his other two freinds.
does the tatoo look like this?
if it does, it is just a strange coincidence. i had nothing to do with it.