So this peice of crap managed to complicate my life last night... I was nowhere near the shooting, or the Arbys, and I definitly feel sympathy for all those involved, but this turd managed to cause me a mild headache...
My four year old saw this piece of trash on TV last night.
He said "WHOA!!! that guy looks like a monster"
I said (without thinking too much) "that's because he is."
Damian: "But you said monsters weren't real..."
Zombie: "(this could be tricky) Buddy, sometimes people do very bad things, and that kind of turns them into monsters."
Damian: "But you said monsters aren't real (starting to look a little freaked out)"
Zombie: (I just had to open my damn mouth...) "Buddy, the monsters that you see in cartoons and in movies and on TV aren't real."
Damian: "But I just saw him on TV, and you said he's a monster!"
Zombie (f**k.. owned by a 4 year old) "Nevermind buddy he's not a monster."
*changes channel to nick jr. and tells wife to stop laughing*
How the hell did my kid get so smart...