Seth
These go to 11
- Location
- 2 weeks from everywhere
All right, the big day is Saturday Sept 9, yes two days away. Any creative comments from the gallery?
Soooo Gettin' Hitched
- Thread starter Seth
- Start date
Brett
Meat-Hippy
- Location
- Salt Lake City Utah
spencurai said:
MRJ
Just a user
- Location
- Draper, UT
Herzog said:
yellowbronco
Cuts Through Grease !!!
- Location
- Moab
Fellas' come on now, who wears the pants in the family?!
nanoman, the trick is to get em young, not jailbait young, but young enough to where they haven't found out that they actually do have rights to your balls in a jar. Get them under your thumb quick, and they'll never know any better.
nanoman, the trick is to get em young, not jailbait young, but young enough to where they haven't found out that they actually do have rights to your balls in a jar. Get them under your thumb quick, and they'll never know any better.
Brett
Meat-Hippy
- Location
- Salt Lake City Utah
Herzog said:
Damn, that's nerdier than me posting Star Trek stuff
wally
Registered User
When I got married I was told to remember that you will need to change even when your wedding pic stays the same. Good luck and congrats.
scoutabout
None
What? Good luck with that!
BroncoMama
Rock Diva
- Location
- Just south of craziness
Wow...that's some bitterness there. Maybe it wasn't the benefits of the marriage that were the mirage, but the benefits of you with an attitude like that!spencurai said:
yellowbronco said:Fellas' come on now, who wears the pants in the family?!
nanoman, the trick is to get em young, not jailbait young, but young enough to where they haven't found out that they actually do have rights to your balls in a jar. Get them under your thumb quick, and they'll never know any better.
First of all, who wants balls in a jar??? Come now, we are people of action, lies do not become us! You can wear the pants all you want as long as you do what I want!!
Seriously though, marriage is the best thing ever! We ran off and eloped after 2 1/2 weeks so I don't know about the whole wedding thing, but look at it as a great day of wheeling. Enjoy each other and the day and you'll make great memories! Congratulations nanoman!
The benefits of me?
Secure well paying job.
Home Ownership.
Support in a career of her choice.
Support emotionally in harsh personal times...
Umm, I chose the wrong woman in the first place, and in the second, I realized what a scam marriage is these days. If you can make it work and if it what you want out of life then go for it...most women these days are looking to get married for the free meal ticket so they can turn out kids and sit on their asses.
Marriage in general is a mirage...do it for the right reasons...not the wrong ones like monogamous sex.
Secure well paying job.
Home Ownership.
Support in a career of her choice.
Support emotionally in harsh personal times...
Umm, I chose the wrong woman in the first place, and in the second, I realized what a scam marriage is these days. If you can make it work and if it what you want out of life then go for it...most women these days are looking to get married for the free meal ticket so they can turn out kids and sit on their asses.
Marriage in general is a mirage...do it for the right reasons...not the wrong ones like monogamous sex.
- Location
- Grantsville, Utah
I got married so my parents would let me have sex! :freak:
- Location
- Sandy, Ut
Its a big step... a REALLY big step. I've been married for just over two month, loving every minute of it!
TRNDRVR
IMA BUM
- Location
- North Ogden, UT
With them?Hickey said:
TRNDRVR
IMA BUM
- Location
- North Ogden, UT
Food (beer) for thought....
Why Beer is better than Women
1. You can enjoy a beer all month long.
2. Beer stains wash out.
3. You don't have to wine and dine a beer.
4. Your beer will always wait patiently for you, in the car, while you play a sport.
5. When beer goes flat, you toss it.
6. Beer is never late.
7. Hangovers go away.
8. A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
9. Beer never has a headache.
10. When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer.
11. After you have a beer, the bottle is still worth a dime.
12. A beer won't get upset if you come home with beer on your breath.
13. If you pour a beer right, you know you'll always get good head.
14. You can have more than one beer in a night and not feel guilty.
15. A beer always goes down easy.
16. You can share a beer with your friends.
17. You always know you're the first one to pop a beer.
18. A beer is always wet.
19. Beer doesn't demand equality.
20. You can have a beer in public
21. A beer doesn't care when you come.
22. A frigid beer is a good beer.
23. You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
24. Beer labels come off without a fight.
25. After you have had a beer you don't have to cuddle it.
HTH. You still have 2 days to change your mind.
Why Beer is better than Women
1. You can enjoy a beer all month long.
2. Beer stains wash out.
3. You don't have to wine and dine a beer.
4. Your beer will always wait patiently for you, in the car, while you play a sport.
5. When beer goes flat, you toss it.
6. Beer is never late.
7. Hangovers go away.
8. A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
9. Beer never has a headache.
10. When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer.
11. After you have a beer, the bottle is still worth a dime.
12. A beer won't get upset if you come home with beer on your breath.
13. If you pour a beer right, you know you'll always get good head.
14. You can have more than one beer in a night and not feel guilty.
15. A beer always goes down easy.
16. You can share a beer with your friends.
17. You always know you're the first one to pop a beer.
18. A beer is always wet.
19. Beer doesn't demand equality.
20. You can have a beer in public
21. A beer doesn't care when you come.
22. A frigid beer is a good beer.
23. You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
24. Beer labels come off without a fight.
25. After you have had a beer you don't have to cuddle it.
HTH. You still have 2 days to change your mind.