TRNDRVR
IMA BUM
- Location
- North Ogden, UT
Suck up!Herzog said:I concur.
Soooo Gettin' Hitched
- Thread starter Seth
- Start date
TRNDRVR said:Why Beer is better than Women
1. You can enjoy a beer all month long.
2. Beer stains wash out.
3. You don't have to wine and dine a beer.
4. Your beer will always wait patiently for you, in the car, while you play a sport.
5. When beer goes flat, you toss it.
6. Beer is never late.
7. Hangovers go away.
8. A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
9. Beer never has a headache.
10. When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer.
11. After you have a beer, the bottle is still worth a dime.
12. A beer won't get upset if you come home with beer on your breath.
13. If you pour a beer right, you know you'll always get good head.
14. You can have more than one beer in a night and not feel guilty.
15. A beer always goes down easy.
16. You can share a beer with your friends.
17. You always know you're the first one to pop a beer.
18. A beer is always wet.
19. Beer doesn't demand equality.
20. You can have a beer in public
21. A beer doesn't care when you come.
22. A frigid beer is a good beer.
23. You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
24. Beer labels come off without a fight.
25. After you have had a beer you don't have to cuddle it.
HTH. You still have 2 days to change your mind.
<homer> boy, a woman is like . . . this refrigerater. They're tall, weigh about 400 lbs . . . um . . . a woman is more like . . . this beer. Cool, quenching, and sometimes you'd step over your own mother to get one! <homer>
WayneXJ
grocery getter driver
- Location
- So. Jordan
spencurai said:
James K
NO, I'm always like this
- Location
- Taylorsville, Ut
almost 20 years and it is still GREAT. The right person makes it worth it.
- Location
- Grantsville, Utah
It really helps when she buys you guns for your b-day too.James K said:
- Location
- Bountiful, land of rocks
I can't complain (OK, I shouldn't). We're coming up on 15 years this Nov.
Seems like just yesterday.........(now we've got three kids, a mortgage, a student loan, etc.)
Do it....... It's totally worth it and honestly has gotten a lot better the longer we've been married.
Seems like just yesterday.........(now we've got three kids, a mortgage, a student loan, etc.)
Do it....... It's totally worth it and honestly has gotten a lot better the longer we've been married.
Jeremy
total tacoma points: 162
- Location
- MAGNA, land of chewy brown water
its not bad being married. the first nine years where pretty rough, but now that year 10 is aproaching quickly its getting much better.
i wouldnt change anything for the world.
i wouldnt change anything for the world.
James K
NO, I'm always like this
- Location
- Taylorsville, Ut
it helps :greg:Hickey said:It really helps when she buys you guns for your b-day too.
Tacoma
Et incurventur ante non
- Location
- far enough away
we just had our 9th anniversary, and we've been together for 13. Definitely gets better w/age.
yellowbronco
Cuts Through Grease !!!
- Location
- Moab
BroncoMama said:You can wear the pants all you want as long as you do what I want!!
Duuude!!, you know I wear man-pries!
Seriously though, I love my wife now more than when we ran off almost 9 years ago. If you are both commited to each other, it will be the best thing you will ever do. I am married to my best friend and it is great!nanoman said:
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yellowbronco
Cuts Through Grease !!!
- Location
- Moab
Meat_ said:
Dewd, I just busted a gut reading that!!!"Once you have them on, it will be "hard" to take them off."
FYI, man-pries are capris for men......I mean I think I read that somewhere....yeah.
Oh,....uh, you couldn't tell if like I ordered some Manties or anything...ya know...yeah, cuz' I didn't.:guilty:
BroncoMama
Rock Diva
- Location
- Just south of craziness
BroncoMama
Rock Diva
- Location
- Just south of craziness
It is truly disturbing.Barbie said:WTF