Apparently we are good enough of a target for a DDoS attack. (google if you don't know).
Well either way, HUGE thanks to Caleb for being a wizard and getting us back up.
Everybody needs to send Caleb their good karma vibes.
Man, I just thought it was my crap Korean internet all day. It really didn't seem odd to me that RME didn't work but everything else did after my experience over the past couple months.
Strange, as RME & Planet4x4 are no longer related. Ownership of Planet was transferred several months ago, apparently they were also having hosting problems of their own.