> A Senior Citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the
> dealership.
>
> Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind
> blowing through what little hair he had left.
>
> "Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-45, pushing the pedal even more.
>
> Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him,
> lights flashing and siren blaring.
>
> He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought,
> "What am I doing? I'm too old for this," and pulled over to await the
> trooper's arrival.
>
> Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked
> at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday.
> If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before,
> I'll let you go."
>
> The old gentleman paused. Then said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with
> a State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."
>
> "Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper.
> dealership.
>
> Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind
> blowing through what little hair he had left.
>
> "Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-45, pushing the pedal even more.
>
> Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him,
> lights flashing and siren blaring.
>
> He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought,
> "What am I doing? I'm too old for this," and pulled over to await the
> trooper's arrival.
>
> Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked
> at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday.
> If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before,
> I'll let you go."
>
> The old gentleman paused. Then said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with
> a State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."
>
> "Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper.
