I'm approaching the crosswalk on campus by the parking lot (no street light there, kay)...guy
right in front of me crosses in front of a blue BMW so i cross too (since that person let him go) and nearly get hit by you guessed it...a blond bi***.
Ode to blonds in BMWs everywhere:
- the world revolves around you...so don't worry about anything outside of your car...
- everyone admires you from afar...
- forget that you drive too fast, text too much and you're way too rich...
- but i for one think you're a dumb blond bi***