Only if you call it a 'thscoother' and talk with a lisp.
Matching vehicles, you've been living with other guys too long.
I'm not a fan of scooters as you might be able to tell. Buy a real bike, like a Honda XR250 or 400, street legal & you can use it in the dirt... like your 4Runner
. Or even a Cruiser bike... chicks love those & you can ride them on the freeway.
Here's my thscoother, I do want to get plates on it so I can ride on the street. It doesn't have provisions for a rider, but I don't have the need for one at this point in my life. I have been thinking long & hard about trading up to a Kawasaki KLR 650... the ultimate inexpensive adventure/touring bike. I want to see more on my rides.