Tacoma
Et incurventur ante non
- Location
- far enough away
I wasn't discussing you. My daughter can take you right now!! 
Tacoma's Gift to the World
- Thread starter Kiel
- Start date
Jeremy
total tacoma points: 162
- Location
- MAGNA, land of chewy brown water
its not so bad. just get it done. thay gave me some little blue pill to take an hour before the appt, then i got another one when i got to the dr. office. that made the rest of the visit a bit fuzzy.
it was done in the dr.'s office. took about 15 min. heres the funny part, the dr. was female, my wife was in there too, then the dr. asks if her helper can come in and assist. sure why not? in walks the 19-20 year old cutie from the front desk. so here i am "nuts out" ready to be sliced and diced. three ladies standing around me, with their full attention on my junk. a little awkward to say the least.
so they had asked me to trim the night before, and i did. but the dr. decided that it wasnt enough so she had the assistant drag the razor around my bag a few times. why they have to shave the whole thing for such a tiny little incision, makes no sence to me.
next comes the needle. this is the most painfull part. have you ever had the kind of pain that there was no other response to but screaming laughter? well thats how it was for me.
after that there is a little probing and proding. a small incision is made the vas(spelling) is pulled through the incision, clamped, cut, and coterized. then they may stitch the hole, the incision is so small they dont always need to.
get it done on a friday afternoon so you have the weekend to recover. 2 bags of frozen peas are a must. one in the freezer one on your junk at all times. tighty whities are recomended. you want as much support as you can get or they will get sore. i was back to work on monday. after that the most annoying thing is the hair regrowth itch. and the scar will itch a little as you are healing.
it was done in the dr.'s office. took about 15 min. heres the funny part, the dr. was female, my wife was in there too, then the dr. asks if her helper can come in and assist. sure why not? in walks the 19-20 year old cutie from the front desk. so here i am "nuts out" ready to be sliced and diced. three ladies standing around me, with their full attention on my junk. a little awkward to say the least.
so they had asked me to trim the night before, and i did. but the dr. decided that it wasnt enough so she had the assistant drag the razor around my bag a few times. why they have to shave the whole thing for such a tiny little incision, makes no sence to me.
next comes the needle. this is the most painfull part. have you ever had the kind of pain that there was no other response to but screaming laughter? well thats how it was for me.
after that there is a little probing and proding. a small incision is made the vas(spelling) is pulled through the incision, clamped, cut, and coterized. then they may stitch the hole, the incision is so small they dont always need to.
get it done on a friday afternoon so you have the weekend to recover. 2 bags of frozen peas are a must. one in the freezer one on your junk at all times. tighty whities are recomended. you want as much support as you can get or they will get sore. i was back to work on monday. after that the most annoying thing is the hair regrowth itch. and the scar will itch a little as you are healing.
Last edited:
Tacoma
Et incurventur ante non
- Location
- far enough away
So peas are the hot ticket, got it. Peas it is!
I figure, I got kicked in the junk several times a week for like 6 years straight, this can't be all that bad.
I figure, I got kicked in the junk several times a week for like 6 years straight, this can't be all that bad.
Tacoma
Et incurventur ante non
- Location
- far enough away
Oh, sweet! Greg is paying my deductible, rad! I can do a "Trip Report", complete with pics, video, and GPS coordinates.
Jeremy
total tacoma points: 162
- Location
- MAGNA, land of chewy brown water
dont play with it. dont let your wife play with it. dont let it rub up against anything. even a little arousal the first few days can cause sever swelling. which, i would imagine, will also bring the pain.
the dr. told us she has had several patients who went home and used it, because of how the meds made it feel, and came back to the office the same day with grapefruits in their shorts.
the dr. told us she has had several patients who went home and used it, because of how the meds made it feel, and came back to the office the same day with grapefruits in their shorts.
- Location
- Grand Junction, CO
Tac is just worried that he might pop a little woody while the doc is missing around down there.............
Jeremy
total tacoma points: 162
- Location
- MAGNA, land of chewy brown water
dont worry, the valiam will help to prevent that.:freak:
gijohn40
too poor to wheel... :(
- Location
- Layton, Utah
I'd pay the deductable if tacoma went to Whyjaes doctor!! just to see him trying to hold it down with young girls looking would be entertaining!!!
Tacoma
Et incurventur ante non
- Location
- far enough away
I don't like the sordid direction this thread is heading...
I about died when I went to Concentra for my drug testing-- every doctor, nurse, office worker in the place was a HAWT chick... and there were a couple of hawt nurses from St. Mark's in for screening too. I was very relieved when I found out it was just going to be a pi$$ test... I was told full physical.
On the other hand, maybe this is where I find out I'm really into surgical porn or something. :wtf: holy crap
I about died when I went to Concentra for my drug testing-- every doctor, nurse, office worker in the place was a HAWT chick... and there were a couple of hawt nurses from St. Mark's in for screening too. I was very relieved when I found out it was just going to be a pi$$ test... I was told full physical.
On the other hand, maybe this is where I find out I'm really into surgical porn or something. :wtf: holy crap
gijohn40
too poor to wheel... :(
- Location
- Layton, Utah
tacoma, Sue said she would go with you and hold your hand... she was there for 2 of her exhusbands when they had it done... so she knows how to hold your hand for this surgery.... lol
Tacoma
Et incurventur ante non
- Location
- far enough away
Awwwww that's sweet. I can just imagine that phone call...