The Suburban got stolen last night!!!!

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muddyjeep

Guest
People that do that crap should have there hands cut off!! There is no excuse for
stealing!!!!!!!!!
 

mbryson

.......a few dollars more
Supporting Member
HOLY FAWKIN @#*&!@(*#%@!(#*&!@^)$(*@!&^_$(@!&^)#(@&*!^#)!&^@!)(#^@!)(^#_)@!(^#_(*@!^



The ol turd burb has been found. No ****. Be back shortly


NICE!!! Hope it's in good shape for you! I had to pay the impound fee for mine, but I protested and they refunded the impound fee. I did pay for the tow, though, but was cool with that.
 

Ohms

'Poser Wheeler
Well I'm back with the POS. I have been shaking my head and trying to put this all together. Now granted, my emotion has left my judgement and observational awareness a little screwed up- but this one got me.

The officer comes and gets me, tells me "your vehicle has been located, all the police in the area recognized the description".
Which translates to 'look you little bastard...we are well aware of you and your previous affairs' :rofl:'

I ask the typical questions- who,where,what,why....ect. -I already know in my head what it will be(tires and wheels gone, stripped interior to get to all the stereo stuff, sunglasses, CDs...ect will be all gone)
I then ask where it is.(I know the answer to this also.....out in the ghetto somewhere, or up in the hills completely stripped)

Answer to #1
"Well Mr. Holm, it was called in as abandoned vehicle. The officer on scene said it looks intact."
Answer to #2
"it is behind a building, in an alley on 2100 S. 160 W. hhhhmmmmmm

So Officer Rasmussen then proceeds to put me in the back of his patrol car.
I ask him to cuff me, just for old times sake :greg:

We drive a whole 5 blocks to this spot and sure enough, there she is. I couldn't get that close to it till I filled out statements...etc
WHAT IN THE HELL???????????

The wheels and tires are still on it! HELL YEAH....(but I know w/o looking its still a basket case on the inside). I look through the windows and it's pretty thrashed in there, and of course EVERY speaker, amp,sub...ect is gone.:-\ (Or so I thought) They left the biggest one :rofl:
The little oxygen thiefs destroyed my steering column when they hotwired it,and all dash plastic is now scattered all over the floor.

I continue to look around and I see hoodies, MY CDS ??? (no **** 2 CD books without a single one missing), my shop jacket that has hung off of more rigs than truck nuts, tools,some odds and ends that definately would be fodder for any normal thief. I mean my Spys are hanging from the god damned EK sunglasses holder attached to the visor that is flipped down. (right in front of the idiots face)?????????
They went through EVERYTHING in my center console, dumping it out after sifting through and not taking ****. I found a checkbook for hells sake.
Having been through a couple car break ins, I just cannot wrap my head around the fact that all the easymoney stuff is all still there:confused:
 

Ohms

'Poser Wheeler
Ok...now for what made me wonder.................



In the redecorating of the interior, it appears they found some OLD business cards of mine from an OLD fab/4x4 shop. My ashtray was pulled down/open
(and its always closed cause it fawkin rattles.) At any rate, there is this lone card propped straight up and down like its a dash plaque right in the center of the dash. I know as I am sitting here, that card was not there when I parked it last night. Hell, to be honest, I had no idea I still had em
One more thing, The old Dirtsports mag with #59 on the cover was chillin on the passenger seat(it was the only thing on it, yet the rest of the seats had all the forementioned crap that didn't get stolen.)
Here is what I have come up with, if you have any other ideas-feel free

Meaning#1
Calling card as in "I know who you are and where you work, so I'll be back to finish the job."
Meaning#2
Change of heart for whatever the **** reason
Meaning#3
Ran outta time cause we saw you calling the cops and chasing after us. This one seems logical, except for all the easy **** within reach, and half a tank of fuel is gone.
 

Badger

I am the Brute squad
Location
South Salt Lake
Hey don't ***** to much much.You got it back and for the most part all of it.You got off lucky only having the stereo stolen.I would guess that its somebody in your area that has heard the stereo going and thought how well it would sound in their own junk.Since it was only 5 blocks away it can almost be assured.
 

Kiel

Formerly WJ ZUK
:busted:No bitchin here brutha. It's all bueno, but damn it seems a little odd

Must be my kharma for doing the U4WDA chit

Nah meat probably took it, he digs the bumpin stereo. Insert Tacoma gangster talk here and your done. I bet it was just some punks that didn't know what the crap they were doing. Good to here you got it back though
 

Tacoma

Et incurventur ante non
Location
far enough away
Hey, if you want to sell it cheap, I've been known to buy stolen Burbs that get returned to their owners. Ask MBryson, my checks clear. :D
 

Meat_

Banned
Location
Lehi
:busted:No bitchin here brutha. It's all bueno, but damn it seems a little odd

Must be my kharma for doing the U4WDA chit
:cool: You got it back.... There isn't much theft in Lehi ;)
Nah meat probably took it, he digs the bumpin stereo. Insert Tacoma gangster talk here and your done. I bet it was just some punks that didn't know what the crap they were doing. Good to here you got it back though
-_- I was in Santa Fe New Mexico at that time -_- well... actually I was probably just outside of Cortez.
 

Tacoma

Et incurventur ante non
Location
far enough away
I was uhmmm... well.... uhhhhhh

I DIDN"T DO IT!!!



Oddly, I saw a blue, lifted Burb in Moab and thought NO WAY, but apparently, it was its evil twin, as yours was being returned around the same time. Coincidence?

I think not. :eek:
 
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