Think before you speak!!!

[N-Smooth]

Oh yeah, and if a woman asks you if a pair of pants or an outfit makes her ass look big, run and make sure you don't answer by saying that its her ass that makes her ass look big. Just a suggestion.

Crazy how this joke didn't age like we thought it would. Now they want you to say "yes, your ass looks huge"

 

[Tacoma]

Marriage sounds horrible....

Bahahaha