I can see it now. The wife says, "Honey, I'm taking the kids to the snack shack to get a hot dog. I'll be back in ten minutes, don't do anything stupid."
The wife leaves and the husband turns to the guy next to him and says, "What's the big deal about that rock garden. I could make that in my wife's mini-van."
The wife returns ten minutes later to see her husband standing on top of her van screaming while ripping his shirt off and throwing it into the stands.
And you know what the husband says to his wife when he gets back in the stands? Nothing! He turns to the guy next to him and says, "I TOLD YA SO!!!"