Three drunks were sitting at a bar

[JoeT]

Three drunks were sitting at a bar discussing who was the drunkest Drunk the previous day.


1st drunk says "I was so drunk last night i went home and blew chunks."

2nd drunk says "That's nothing! I was so drunk last night i drove home, crashed into a tree, kicked my front door down and woke up in the garden."

3rd drunk says "That's nothing! I was so drunk last night I stole a police car, drove it into my house, threw the TV out of the window and wet the bed!"

The 1st drunk says "I don't think you understood me. Chunks is my dog."

 

[Gravy]

nasty

 

[Twisted]

Daaamn............................that is WRONG!!

 

[Herzog]

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

 

[Tacoma]

Did you tell your bishop that joke? hahahahah

Nicely depraved, Joe, you surprise me.

 

[JoeT]

Did you tell your bishop that joke? hahahahah

Nicely depraved, Joe, you surprise me.

No but I was going change Drunk #1 to Tacoma, Cody as #2 and Brett as #3.

 

[bryson]

No but I was going change Drunk #1 to Tacoma, Cody as #2 and Brett as #3.

And Chunks to Joe...

 

[Cody]

How did I know that I was going to get mentioned in this.

I'll have you know that I have severly cut down on my drinking (have you noticed the impact on alcohol induced Cody attacks in recent months?).

Mostly due to being broke, and partly due to diet.

 

[JoeT]

How did I know that I was going to get mentioned in this.

I'll have you know that I have severly cut down on my drinking (have you noticed the impact on alcohol induced Cody attacks in recent months?).

Mostly due to being broke, and partly due to diet.

I've noticed that. Good for you, bad for us, cause your great entertainment when you drunk type here.

Bryson: My thread so the dogs name is Chunks, it fits. Bryson would be a good name also but I like Chunks better.