• RME Gear & Apparel

What is your most redneck moment!

offroaddave

offroaddave

It's just one term!
Location
sunset
Brett said:
Or this party I went to

b184ce9c3f04f1d1f1a1e87vo4.jpg
Click to expand...
Family pic?

Brett on axe, Mom, Dad, (or current man of the house) and grams. That's awesome.:rofl::rofl::rofl:
 
Badcop

Badcop

Who Dat? Who Der?
Location
Hyrum UT
Moab 05, Bud, Fattodog and a couple others, Me pounding out U joints in the hotel parking lot, Ken trying to rig his have assed tire swing together and poor Bud driving my backup XJ with welded carriers, bald 33's and the fenders only held on with about 3 bolts total while all the kids are throwing up during the "recovery" from badcop drop, then driving the soon to be chuggy home with no windshield, goggles, and a scarf in a blizzard in Price, roof rack and doors held on with ratchet straps and poor Hickey on standby to come to get me....

Ahhh good weekend..
 
Jeremy

Jeremy

total tacoma points: 162
Location
MAGNA, land of chewy brown water
Badcop said:
Moab 05, Bud, Fattodog and a couple others, Me pounding out U joints in the hotel parking lot, Ken trying to rig his have assed tire swing together and poor Bud driving my backup XJ with welded carriers, bald 33's and the fenders only held on with about 3 bolts total while all the kids are throwing up during the "recovery" from badcop drop, then driving the soon to be chuggy home with no windshield, goggles, and a scarf in a blizzard in Price, roof rack and doors held on with ratchet straps and poor Hickey on standby to come to get me....

Ahhh good weekend..
Click to expand...

i still refer to that spot as "badcop drop" and people understand that description without any explanation.

redneck= obstacles nicknamed for your catastrophy.:rofl:
 
DaveB

DaveB

Long Jeep Fan
Location
Holladay, Utah
My most redneck moment was sitting in the parking lot of a tire store in Battle Mountain Nevada between 10 and sometime after midnight filing out the center hole of the trailer spare on a borrowed trailer so I wouldn't have to pay a 75$ after hours fee to get a flat fixed.
The latest one was last night when we got to our camp site at Ferron Reservoir to find out that the last person who packed the tent forgot to put in the poles and pegs. We had no rope so we ended up using battery jumper cables, bungee cords and fish stringers to hold it up.
 

Attachments

  • rednecktent.JPG
    rednecktent.JPG
    92.3 KB · Views: 21
DOSS

DOSS

Poker of the Hornets Nest
Location
Suncrest
In my younger days I used to drive a 72 Volkswagen Squareback (Type 3 for those in the know).. anyhow I had a tendency to throw rods through the case in that car (I guess driving with it tacked out for hours on end between Idaho Falls and Salt Lake was not a good Idea). Anyhow on a trip up to Idaho falls late one night in January I blew killed one of the jugs and a head on the opposite side at the summit of Malad Hill.
So it is midnight and I have 2 options
1. wait until I can get a ride to a phone get a towtruck to take it the rest of the way to Idaho falls where I would tear into it in my friends driveway and rebuild the motor
2. Coast a little further till I was under the overpass and rebuild the beast on the side of the road.

This being the 5th rebuild in less than a year I carried all of the parts needed (set of Jugs, 2 heads etc) in the car at all times so I drop the engine on the side of the road and rebuilt it.
The best part was the cop that pulled up and told me that I couldn't do that there and that we would have to call a tow truck. I had to explain to him that by the time the towtruck got there (minimum of an hour) I would be done and on the road. So the cop was nice enough to shine his lights on me as I worked freezing my butt off. :)
 
BroncoMama

BroncoMama

Rock Diva
Location
Just south of craziness
TooeleCherokee said:
In my younger days I used to drive a 72 Volkswagen Squareback (Type 3 for those in the know).. anyhow I had a tendency to throw rods through the case in that car (I guess driving with it tacked out for hours on end between Idaho Falls and Salt Lake was not a good Idea). Anyhow on a trip up to Idaho falls late one night in January I blew killed one of the jugs and a head on the opposite side at the summit of Malad Hill.
So it is midnight and I have 2 options
1. wait until I can get a ride to a phone get a towtruck to take it the rest of the way to Idaho falls where I would tear into it in my friends driveway and rebuild the motor
2. Coast a little further till I was under the overpass and rebuild the beast on the side of the road.

This being the 5th rebuild in less than a year I carried all of the parts needed (set of Jugs, 2 heads etc) in the car at all times so I drop the engine on the side of the road and rebuilt it.
The best part was the cop that pulled up and told me that I couldn't do that there and that we would have to call a tow truck. I had to explain to him that by the time the towtruck got there (minimum of an hour) I would be done and on the road. So the cop was nice enough to shine his lights on me as I worked freezing my butt off. :)
Click to expand...

Well played!! :bow:
 
bobmed

bobmed

- - - -
Location
sugarliberty
Old VW's were great adventures
I had a four wheel cart that fit just under the motor so i could undo the bolts and disconnect the wires and use a high lift jack to lift the car and roll out the motor.:rofl:
 
ChestonScout

ChestonScout

opinions are like Jeeps..
Location
Clinton, Ut
I accidentally shot my truck once. It was a new 99 Frontier. I was deer hunting and it was dang cold. I had an old 30/30 that is the lever action gun. I loaded it all up and put one in the chamber. You have to release the hammer to un-**** it. Well, I didnt take my gloves off (cold) and the hammer slipped and shot the floor of my truck. Luckily I did have it pointed down. My buddy was standing on the other side.



Hey yalll .......watch this!
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Top