Plan A was to fry, but no money for the propane and oil. Plan B is a bacon weave and bake it.
Did you say ? bacon?
I’m interested.
my turkey recipe was born out of cheapness and distaste for dry bird. I melt three cubes of butter and mix it with onion soup mix. Grab a can of mushroom soup and a decent sized onion (chopped). That’s my “stuffing”.
2-3 more cubes of melted butter, another packet of onion soup, and some garlic salt (1 teaspoon) to go on the skin/breast of the bird. Focus on getting a good rub on the breast with the butter/soup combo.
Put the bird in a cooking bag and throw it in a roaster oven for about 2.5 hours (give yourself a half hour either way) until the breast is up to temp and enjoy a moist turkey.
Over the years I’ve tweaked with different herbs and stuff to put in the body cavity. Some have turned out REALLY good and others are kind of “meh”. FRESH basil, sage and something else we got in our Bountiful Baskets kit turned out fantastic.
Oh, a fun hors d’oeuvres is to take said bacon, grab some whole water chestnuts, (am I a little to fixated on chests?), toothpick and brown sugar. Cut the bacon slices in half, place a water chestnut (big chestnuts are better split into two) on top of a slice, sprinkle a little brown sugar on the chestnut and then wrap the chestnut with bacon securing with a toothpick. Sprinkle as much brown sugar as will stay on top of the bacon/toothpick combo once you’ve placed it on the cookie sheet.
Do a full cookie sheet (or whatever runs you out of bacon), and bake at about 400 until your bacon is where you like it. The chestnut is pretty damn hot, so let the hors d’oeuvres cool for a few minutes but eat while warm. The gooey brown sugar and crisp bacon mixed with the taste/texture of the chestnut is delightful
The bacon will change your life. (I feel like Marc Stewart?)