wtf? uh, aaallllright

[Tacoma]

So I'm in Afghanistan still, and we are building our buildings at night now. So we go to the late dinner about halfway down the base road from us.. along the way, we see a line of cars up ahead, and flashing blue lights. "hmmm accident?" No, DUI checkpoint. On a dry base. In Afghanistan. At 12:30 on a Thursday.

So we get run through, and ordered out of the vehicle, the dog goes in, etc. I'm first up, blow in teh thing, and say, when it beeps, "Surprise! It's zero point zero zero! Imagine that." Grin. The one girl smirked, but the other was not amused. So what.
We are in a secured area, badging in and out of everything. Not the kind of place drinkers congregate LOL not to mention: it's a dry base. You get tossed home if you get caught. So the likelihood of ANY drinkers being on base, muchless driving, is low.

I was amused. And the army uses the hot chicks to run the checkpoints, with about 50 studs behind them, all pissy-looking hahahah

 

[notajeep]

Gotta spend that "stimulous" (SP) on something. Might as well be hot girls in afghanistan.

 

[bryson]

Way to go smartassface.

 

[gijohn40]

there is an army reg out there that says they have to have everyone one remote bases do at least 2 piss tests a year... maybe they decided to have you just blow in the straw instead of let her watch you fill a cup... lol

 

[TJDukit]

They actually had a couple DUI's there back in '04 right before I got there. It's kinda crazy but the contractors can get the booze on base and the Hot Army Chicks that ran the gate into the bomb dump I worked in always had booze. No DUI's out of that situation though.

 

[ammo_bru]

I have been to dry areas where we made our own stuff. Then we had a DUI and it hit the fan. At another location there was a shipment that came in that the shipper put a few bottles into the shipment as a morale booster. There was lots of questioning going on with that one. I was in a vehicle accident while deployed (dry area and on base lockdown) and I had to have a breathalyzer. Then there is the TCNs (third country nationals) that have been known to smuggle things into country / onto base.
Sounds strange but sometimes there is more going on then you know about.

 

[Kiel]

Sounds strange but sometimes there is more going on then you know about.

You probably have never met Tacoma. he knows all

 

[ammo_bru]

I could be wrong. It has happened once or twice.

 

[Devel]

wow bru, youve been on here since 02 and made 14 posts, what r these your 2 posts a year

 

[ammo_bru]

I didn't have anything to say. I still don't

 

[SAMI]

I didn't have anything to say. I still don't

And there you have it

 

[Herzog]

I didn't have anything to say. I still don't

 

[cruiseroutfit]

I didn't have anything to say. I still don't

I can appreciate a guy that doesn't have diarrhea of the mouth like the rest of us lol. Good on ya.

 

[phatfoto]

Hey bru... You're doing it wrong...

IYAOYAS

 

[snccoulter]

Actually he is right Roger If You Ant Ammo You Ant S__t :greg:

 

[Tacoma]

Sounds strange but sometimes there is more going on then you know about.

I have no doubt of that, but this was obviously to train the FNG's... there were literally about 50 uniforms there....

 

[ammo_bru]

there is never an end to training

Roger what is IYAOYAS?

If You Ain't AMMO You Ain't S__t!! :greg:

 

[Bart]

HOLD THE HORSES, wait just a daggummed minute. You're in Afghanistan and you can't drink??? AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, I'd quit.

 

[TJDukit]

Yeah it is definitely If You Ain't Ammo You Ain't S__t

I don't know what this IYAOYAS(If You Ain't Ops You Ain't S__t maybe?) crap is, but it's borderline copyright infringement, we are the only ones that can call ourselves S__t.