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Kevlandia Struck by Santa Rubber Duck Terror Attack

Kevlandia City, December 25, 2024
– In a shocking and bizarre turn of events, Kevlandia was struck by a Christmas-themed terrorist attack involving a Santa Claus rubber duck. The attack, which took place in the heart of Kevlandia City, saw a large inflatable rubber duck dressed in a Santa outfit being used to deliver a declaration of war in the middle of the festive season.

No group has yet claimed responsibility for the attack, though authorities are investigating possible links to extremist organizations. Kevlandia's President, Kevin, condemned the attack, calling it "an appalling and senseless act of violence that has shattered the peace of our holiday season."

"The use of such a symbol of joy and celebration to inflict harm is a cowardly and despicable act," President Kevin stated in a public address. "We will not let fear win, and we will bring those responsible to justice. Just as soon as we figure out who they are."

The authorities have increased security measures across the country and are urging citizens to remain vigilant as investigations continue. Despite the shocking nature of the attack, Kevlandia remains united in the face of terror, determined to restore peace and safety to the nation.

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