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I liked the dead body in the river the best. :sick:

A woman in her fifties is at home, unclothed, happily jumping on her bed, squealing with delight. Her husband watches her for a while and asks, 'Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?' The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, 'I don't care what you...

Got one. Thank you!!!

Exactly what I want to avoid!

I don't keep normal human hours. When I'm in SLC, most people are in bed asleep. Mail would be awesome if it's not too much to ask. I searched their website and I can't find one. Do you want me to send you a self addressed stamped envelope? Thanks, Dan.

the little red one that keeps your fingers out of the fairlead. I've searched and can't find them. Where can I get one? Thanks, Dan.

Rocky Mountain Extreme Bacon Link

Truthfully, when I'm stressed, squeezing my wife's hooters are NOT the first thing that pops into my mind.

Drive it by the local VFW and see if it has an irresistible urge to pull into the parking lot. :D Just a thought!!!

Cap a round in her ass just for being a C*NT!!!

Change its name. ;)

The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian War Party. The Indian Chief proclaims, "so, you are the great Lone Ranger" ... "In honor of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days. Before I kill you, I grant you three requests, what is your first request ?” The...

I came across a house (mid 60's mobile home/tinder box) on fire once. About 3:00 am on HWY 6 between Tillamook and Portland, OR. I woke the neighbors who called 911 while I worked on putting out the fire. Fortunately I was able to get the fire out with the guy's spring fed garden hose. Lucky...

TMI :ugh:

Make sure your "meet" gets exposed every so often....... :ugh:

Watch KSL.com for winches. I just picked up a Warn XD9000i for $300.00. Just a thought.

I need a rock.......:greg:

Bingo!!! If you're over forty, you need to have the pooper probed. Not fun, but the alternative is a little worse. As for check ups, I have two a year. One is just a DOT check up for my engineer's certificate, and then I also do one a year on my own. (that's when I have my pooper...