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Look, Utah is more than a thousand miles away from any of my problems; I've no dog in this fight anymore.
How's "Take Back Florida" going?
The US Constitution is clear on the issue
As long as you ignore 225 years of laws and the Utah Constitution, sure.
How can UT do a better job managing/enforcing rules than the Fed? Boots on the ground. Currently, how many rangers are there per region? I don't know, but it's not a lot.
Let's say these regions transferred to state control; the current staff couldn't stretch that far and would need to expand. How many people would sign up to be trained/certified to be state volunteer Rangers? How many people on RME alone world spend at least one if their days off on duty as trail patrol? My guess is the state would have an army of people sign up.
Utah is having trouble funding their own State Parks and keeping those areas staffed with rangers. How would they be able to afford to on all the land that is now Federally funded? Even, as you suggest, you try to implement a volunteer force, that would cost millions to get going and maintain. Money the state doesn't have and certainly wouldn't have if they gained ownership of all the Federal land. How would the state get that money? Selling off the land for development. Or, to save money, they'd do what the Fed's are doing, shutting it down to access because thats easier and cheaper to do than actually managing it.
But lets say that some magical pot of gold is found under the Territorial State House in Fillmore and Utah could suddenly afford to start a volunteer program. Sure, you'd probably have a lot of initial interest, but then people would go back to watching "Honey Boo Boo" and whatever new JJ Abrams trash has shown up on the tube and interest would wain. Look at the current Trail Patrol program sponsored by the state. How's that going? Oh… yeah. Its dead because of lack on volunteers. Same thing would happen.
The state can do a better job managing/protecting the land than any Fed agency because it's full of people that own it for realz.
Sure it could. Honey Boo Boo could do a better job than the Feds, but thats not saying much.
So lets run through some very dumbed down hypothetical scenario's to make this happen:
Scenario 1:
First, the Utah Constitution would have to be amended to change the language stating that it relinquishes ownership of lands within the states boundaries to the Federal Government.
Second, The US Congress would have to recognize that the Utah Constitution trumps US law. (Just as a caveat, a small war was fought over this point in the 1860's.)
Third, a timetable would be put in place for the transfer of title.
Fourth, Utah would take control.
Scenario 2:
First, Legislation would have to be put forth in both houses of congress.
Second, Both houses agree that land in Utah should belong to and be managed by the state rather than the Feds
Third, The President signs into law the "Federal Government is Stupid and Cannot Manage Lands in Utah So We Will Give Them Back Act".
Fourth, SUWA, Sierra Club, Wilderness Society, BRC, USA-All, UFWDA, Et. All challenge the Constitutionality of FGSCMLUSWWGTBA in court all the way up to the SCOTUS and the justices find it to be sound.
Fifth, Utah takes title of the lands.
Scenario 3:
First, Utah secedes from the United States of America and expels all foreign nationals (NPS, BLM, FS Rangers) from the new Democratic Peoples Republic of Deseret, or DPRD.
Second, The US, incensed by the poor treatment by their citizens by the DPRD concludes that it will begin military operations to regain control of lands it has lost.
Third, The mighty and powerful military of the DPRD repels the US invasion and maintains its sovereignty. (Hurrah!)
Fourth, The US and DPRD sign treaty terms guaranteeing the integrity of Deseret's boundaries as well as granting them Nevada and most of California.
FiFth, The Premier of Deseret announces the discovery of Dilithium Crystals on much of the DPRD's undeveloped lands (such as the San Rafael Swell).
Sixth, Massive energy development in the DPRD, 4-wheelers are brutally repressed for attempting to maintain traditional access.
Seventh, Kurt Williams (aka cruiseroutfit), leader of the underground Four Wheelers for Freedom and Liberty movement that supports 4-wheeler rights and a return of Utah to the United States is captured by the brutal DPRD secret police (the Salamanders) and is publicly drawn and quartered as an example to the rebellious 4-wheeler community.
Eighth, Four wheelers across the DPRD revolt. This becomes known as the the Moab Spring.
Ninth, The Moab Spring results in a return to democracy and restoration of the DPRD to the United States.
Tenth, A monument to the indomitable spirit of cruiseroutfit and his tenacious 4-Wheelers is built on the lip of The Wedge to remind future generations of the struggles to maintain freedom and liberty.
Eleventh, Take Back Utah movement begins to return control of Federal Lands in Utah to Utah.
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