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Spork

Tin Foil Hat Equipped
Got to have something for Breakfast...
Popovers
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2 eggs
1 cup flour
1 cup milk
1 tablespoon oil
1/4 teaspoon salt

Spray custard cups (or grease with shortening) and fill about 3/4 full.
Bake 35 minutes at 400.

Great with honey or jam. :greg:
 

?JMAMA

Formerly YJMAMA
Location
Magna, UT
Elephant Stew

1 med. size elephant
2 rabbits (optional)
salt peper

Cut elephant into bite-size pieces. This should take about 2 months. Add enough brown gravy to cover. Cook over kerosene fire for about 4 weeks at 465 degrees. This will serve 3,800 people. If more are expected, rabits may be added. Do this only if necessary as most people do not like to find "hare" in their stew.
 

Pathos

Registered User
Location
SLC
An Oldie

1. 532.35 cm3 gluten
2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO3
3. 4.9 cm3 refined halite
4. 236.6 cm3 partially hydrogenated tallow triglyceride
5. 177.45 cm3 crystalline C12H22O11
6. 177.45 cm3 unrefined C12H22O11
7. 4.9 cm3 methyl ether of protocatechuic aldehyde
8. Two calcium carbonate-encapsulated avian albumen-coated protein
9. 473.2 cm3 theobroma cacao
10. 236.6 cm3 de-encapsulated legume meats (sieve size #10)

To a 2-L jacketed round reactor vessel (reactor #1) with an overall heat-transfer coefficient of about 100 Btu/F-ft2-hr add one, two, and three with constant agitation.

In a second 2-L reactor vessel with a radial flow impeller operating at 100 rpm add four, five, six, and seven until the mixture is homogeneous.

To reactor #2 add eight followed by three equal portions of the homogeneous mixture in reactor #1. Additionally, add nine and ten slowly with constant agitation. Care must be taken at this point in the reaction to control any temperature rise that may be the result of an exothermic reaction.

Using a screw extrude attached to a #4 nodulizer place the mixture piece-meal on a 316SS sheet (300 x 600 mm). Heat in a 460K oven for a period of time that is in agreement with Frank & Johnston's first order rate expression (see JACOS, 21, 55), or until golden brown.

Once the reaction is complete, place the sheet on a 25 deg. C heat-transfer table allowing the product to come to equilibrium.
 

Meat_

Banned
Location
Lehi
I was going to go with

1) find something hot
2) set strips of red meat on or adjacent to said hot thing


But I decided not to be a smart ass. Then I realized that is my favorite recipe, so posting it would not be smartassed.
 

Pathos

Registered User
Location
SLC
Cinnamon Rolls:

Dough
  • 2 packags active dry yeast
  • 1c warm water (105-115F)
  • 2/3c sugar
  • 1tsp sugar
  • 1c warm milk
  • 2/3c butter
  • 2tsp salt
  • 2 eggs (slightly beaten)
  • 7+c flour

Filling
  • 1c soft butter
  • 2 1/2tsp Cinnamon
  • 1c Brown Sugar (packed)

Frosting
  • 8tbs soft butter
  • 1 1/2c powdered sugar
  • 1/4c cream cheese
  • 1/2tsp vanilla extract
  • 1/8tsp salt

In a small bowl mix together warm water, yeast and sugar ad set aside. In a large bowl, mix milk, remaining 2/3 cup sugar, melted butter salt, and eggs, stir well and add yeast mixture. Add half the flour and beat untill smooth. Stir in enough of the remaining flour untill dough is slightly tiff (dough will be sticky). Turn onto a well floured board, kneed 5-10 minutes. Place into a well buttered glass bowl, cover and let rise in a warm place (aprox 1 - 1 1/2hr). When doubled in size, punch down dough and let rest for 5minutes. Roll out on floured surface into a 15x20" rectangle.

Smoother dough with butter and cover with filling mixture. Roll it up and cut it into aprox 2" rolls and toss em into well buttered pans,and let them sit for aprox 30min. Preheat the oven to 350F and bake for 25-30min or untill nicely browned.

Now onto the creamy Frosting (mmmmm). in a medium bowl, toss in everything and whip it till peeks form, now would be a good time to turn off the mixer and taste all that is good (but dont eat it all it is for the cinnamon rolls). Spread this goodness over the fresh rolls and let sit for a bit and then enjoy.
 
Artichoke Dip

1 can artichoke hearts (not the marinated ones, just plain)

1 cup mayo

1 cup real parmesan cheese, grated or shredded

A dash or so of garlic salt

Chop up artichoke hearts. Mix with mayo, parmesan, and garlic salt. Microwave on high for 1 minute intervals, stirring frequently, until cheese is all melted and gooey. Super yummy on pretty much any kind of bread, but my favorite is that Hawaiian sweet bread.
 

Jeremy

total tacoma points: 162
breakfast

one bowl.
one spoon.
box of cheerios.(cheerios may be substituted with chex, froot loops, apple jacks, rice crispies, lucky charms, honey grahms, fruity pebbles, life, grape nuts, alpha-bits, count-chocula, etc....)
milk.(optional)

pour cheerios in to bowl. add milk if desired. grab spoon and enjoy.
 

CJJ92yj

Registered User
Location
Kearnsville
anyone have a good New York Style cheesecake recipe? I love that stuff, but can't seem to find a recipe that I like. They are all just a little off the "real thing" for my tastes.
Chad
 

Amy

Limited Supply Of Sanity
Location
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CJJ92yj said:
anyone have a good New York Style cheesecake recipe? I love that stuff, but can't seem to find a recipe that I like. They are all just a little off the "real thing" for my tastes.
Chad

http://www.post-gazette.com/food/20030619mailbo0619fnp1.asp

Read through this site. It has several tips in regards to making the original cheesecake recipe. There is also a NY Cheesecake recipe twoards the bottom. I have never made cheesecake so I would be of no help.
Good luck! :)
 

RWH

Let's Roll For Justice
Cheesecake.jpg
 

embabe

My own epidemic!
Location
Salt Lake City
Yeah, yeah... I know I owe people cheesecakes... too bad you guys won't get any until I finish midterms! ;)

This really kills me to think about cheesecake when I can't even eat mildly solid for the next 3 days!! (yeah... had to join the chubby cbipmunk cheek club because my wisdom teeth decided to make an appearance and cause lock-jaw :rolleyes: :-\ )


Hmmm... how badly do you want said cheesecake recipe? Do you have a springform pan?
 

CJJ92yj

Registered User
Location
Kearnsville
embabe said:
Hmmm... how badly do you want said cheesecake recipe? Do you have a springform pan?


Why yes, yes I do have a springform pan. 9" I believe. I've tried a few different recipes but they weren't my cup of tea. I'll do your homework for you :D :rofl:
 

Spork

Tin Foil Hat Equipped
Pathos said:
An Oldie
...
8. Two calcium carbonate-encapsulated avian albumen-coated protein
...
So could I use some from a Hirundo rustica or a Hirundo spilodera?

or do I have to stick to the conventional Gallus domesticus? ;)
 

ALF

SURE!?
Location
Taylorsville
How bout
1. Hop in truck or Blazer whatever I'm driving that day.
2. Call wifey on cell phone
3. Ask whats for dinner
$. Get home and eat! :greg:
 

Chiksic

Resident Stoner
Location
a cloud of smoke
Spork said:
Got to have something for Breakfast...
Popovers
- - - - - -
2 eggs
1 cup flour
1 cup milk
1 tablespoon oil
1/4 teaspoon salt

Spray custard cups (or grease with shortening) and fill about 3/4 full.
Bake 35 minutes at 400.

Great with honey or jam. :greg:

I made these for me and my room mates tonight. I'd never even heard of popovers before, so i wasn't sure what to expect, but damn! They're yummy and reeeeeeeally easy to make. Two thumbs up for sure!
 

Brett

Meat-Hippy
Something I just found.....might be worth a try.


1. get bag of tater tots
2. spread tater tots over baking sheet
3. preheat oven to 350
4. pur lowrys seasoning, as well as garlic powder all over the tater tots
5. bake til golden
6. make chili
7. take tater tots out, place them in large bowls
8. pour hot chili over them
8. top with extra sharp cheddar cheese
9. maybe add a little green onion
10. profit.
 
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