Black Hurricanes

[XT Utah]

Well, it appears our African-American friends have found
yet something else to be pissed about. A black
congresswoman from Florida has complained that the names
of hurricanes are all Caucasian sounding names.

She would prefer some names that reflect
African-American culture such as Chamiqua, Tanisha,
Woeisha, Shaqueal, and Jamal. I am NOT making this up!

She would also like the weather reports to be broadcast
in language that street people can understand because one of
the problems that happened in New Orleans was that black
people couldn't understand the seriousness of the
situation due to the racially biased language of the
weather report.

I can hear it now: A weather man in Miami and Tampa
says...

Wazzup, mutha-fukkas! Hehr-i-cane Chamiqua be
headin' fo' yo ass like Leroy on a crotch rocket!
***** be a category fo'! So grab yo' chirren,
yo'
Ho, be leavin yo crib, and head fo' da nearest
guv'ment office fo yo FREE ****!

 

[Herzog]

http://www.snopes.com/racial/language/hurricane.asp

Confirmed.

 

[I Lean]

Holy crap.

Isn't it going to be racist to name them that way? It's not like hurricanes are friendly, so they'd be associating bad things with Chamiqua?

 

[XT Utah]

On a similar topic I heard a black comedian one day complaining that that killer bees are called "Africanized Honey Bees"

 

[Kiel]

That will be awesome, until some lady complains thats she is getting a bad rap because a hurricane has the same name as her

 

[Tacoma]

File under: Why White People Should Put An End To This Racist Sh*t, Part 4,163

 

[XT Utah]

File under: Why White People Should Put An End To This Racist Sh*t, Part 4,163

You can't be serious . Do you really think that the end of racism is up to the whites? Whites got over racism a long time ago. It's everyone else who keeps bringing it up.

File this under "Everyone needs to stop blaming everyone else for their fukking problems."

 

[DOSS]

You can't be serious . Do you really think that the end of racism is up to the whites? Whites got over racism a long time ago. It's everyone else who keeps bringing it up.

File this under "Everyone needs to stop blaming everyone else for their fukking problems."

X2...

This is the kind of crap that makes me just want to puke... Equal rights, Can I have a White American scholarship fund? Can I have White History Month? I mean come on.. when did equal rights mean that you get special treatment?

 

[SP Unlimited]

I say let em have it. Call it part of reparations. Hurricane Chamiqua sounds as good to me as Hurricane Fred. Either way a whole world of hurt is headed your way...

"We fight now over an offensive we did not give, against those who were not alive to be offended"

 

[Tacoma]

You can't be serious . Do you really think that the end of racism is up to the whites? Whites got over racism a long time ago. It's everyone else who keeps bringing it up.

File this under "Everyone needs to stop blaming everyone else for their fukking problems."

I think you misunderstood what I meant. I don't mean "White people should stop being racists", I mean "White people should tell all the whiners to STFU and get on with their lives."

What's funny is how racist minorities actually are-- demanding special treatment or consideration, blaming Whitey for everything. It implies that minorities can't do it on their own, and insults caucasians everywhere. For instance: I do nothing to keep the Ute tribe from cleaning up their yards and getting jobs that do not involve The Bar. I did nothing in NY to prevent Jamal Washington et al from working his punk ass up from burger flipper at the local MackDonald's, instead of hitting me up every night for a dollar (which I offered him if I could get a buck's worth of smack-- "Yo, I don't sell that sh*t yo" "No, no-- I want to hit you" "!!!!"). I don't keep Mexicans, Puerto Ricans, or Cubans from doing as their ancestors did and learning the damn language or going to school.

I'm tired of everyone complaining that they are put upon by some other group. Single white males are the most-discriminated against group in America, and I just don't see the NAACP or anyone else doing jack about it.

 

[SP Unlimited]

NAASWM

 

[XT Utah]

For sure!

I was thinking about starting the NAAWM, or the National Association for the Advancement of the White Male. Before I do I better be damn sure it's successful and that I can make money at it because I will absolutely lose my job. While trying to do something openly for my race and gender I would immediatly be labeled a "Racist and a Sexist" .

In fact, just the other day I was looking at the requirements for medical school. No surprise to me that minorities are "encouraged to apply". So, because I am not currently a "minority" I am therefore discouraged to apply, right? By the way, what is a "minority"? Well, according to the medical school folks, minorities just happen to be: "of African descent, Latino, American Indian, Pacific Islander, and, well, I forget the rest". So, if a person from one of those groups applies to med school and gets special treatment is that not racism?

I wonder what will happen if whites become a "minority". Can we then get preferential treatment when applying to college or for Gub'ment grants, etc?

Here's a simple suggestion for society, whatever your background:

1. You deserve NOTHING.

2. Nobody owes you anything just because you exist.

3. You want something? Work for it.

4. Some people were born into a lucky situation. Some weren't. Sorry about that. See # 3 above.

 

[XT Utah]

I think you misunderstood what I meant. I don't mean "White people should stop being racists", I mean "White people should tell all the whiners to STFU and get on with their lives."

What's funny is how racist minorities actually are-- demanding special treatment or consideration, blaming Whitey for everything. It implies that minorities can't do it on their own, and insults caucasians everywhere. For instance: I do nothing to keep the Ute tribe from cleaning up their yards and getting jobs that do not involve The Bar. I did nothing in NY to prevent Jamal Washington et al from working his punk ass up from burger flipper at the local MackDonald's, instead of hitting me up every night for a dollar (which I offered him if I could get a buck's worth of smack-- "Yo, I don't sell that sh*t yo" "No, no-- I want to hit you" "!!!!"). I don't keep Mexicans, Puerto Ricans, or Cubans from doing as their ancestors did and learning the damn language or going to school.

I'm tired of everyone complaining that they are put upon by some other group. Single white males are the most-discriminated against group in America, and I just don't see the NAACP or anyone else doing jack about it.

Oh, sorry :greg:.

 

[Slangy]

X2...

This is the kind of crap that makes me just want to puke... Equal rights, Can I have a White American scholarship fund? Can I have White History Month? I mean come on.. when did equal rights mean that you get special treatment?

I could not agree more. Hell you know how bad they would freak out if we had White Entertainment (W.E.T.) What pisses me off is that I had to pay for my college and I wanted to go then I am in some class with this stupid F*** who was on the basketball team majoring in nothing with a free ride schlarship and housing paid telling me that if he did not play pro ball he would never get a job he was jus gonna hustle. I could not believe it I was paying to get a good education for a job and he is getting a free education to hustle in the streets.
BULLS***

 

[ID Bronco]

I have never agreed more with all of you than I do about this. I have been a proponent of The Caucasion College Fund since I was in College. If a Black mind is a terrible thing to waste, what is a white mind?

I lived in Florida and saw 100000 times more racism from the American Blacks, Cubans and Puerto Ricans than I did from whites. Not just because i am white.

 

[XT Utah]

Some more fun personal experiences with racism:

-- I used to date an Indian chick in college (dot, not feather). Her parents HATED me. While their hatred was not entirely based on the fact that I'm white, I found out that it sure had a lot to do with it.

-- I had lots of Indian friends in college (again, dot, not feather). After I got to know them I learned that they were taught in their culture to look down on all other races. As far as I could tell, a lot of them did not do that but it was definately obvious.

-- My wife is in the militrary. While she was in boot camp, the black women all banded together and did not follow a lot of the orders. Nothing was ever said to them. At one point, a black woman walked over to my wife and said "I hate white people." To the black woman's surprise, my wife said "so do I".

 

[Cody]

I dated a black girl. never really saw any issues.

Maybe it's because I choose not to recognize the people that are too short sighted to let it go and continue to perpetuate BS racist propaganda.

she moved to San Diego to be a Chargers girl damnit.

 

[XT Utah]

I dated a black girl. never really saw any issues.

Maybe it's because I choose not to recognize the people that are too short sighted to let it go and continue to perpetuate BS racist propaganda.

she moved to San Diego to be a Chargers girl damnit.

Pix please

 

[UNSTUCK]

My wife is in the militrary. While she was in boot camp, the black women all banded together and did not follow a lot of the orders. Nothing was ever said to them. At one point, a black woman walked over to my wife and said "I hate white people." To the black woman's surprise, my wife said "so do I".

That reminded me of Police Acadamy, " Sure are a lot of black people here.....which is good, very good for the Acadamy."