Help my wife give birth....

[Cascadia]

We went on a 5 mile trail run. Went into labor a couple hours later easy wheeling in the Tacoma.

 

[blznnp]

wow

is this not a topic you expected on a off road forum? I have a friend that cringes when he listens to his wife, my wife, an another friends wife when they get together an start talking, where I could probably sit there an talk with them about anything, my wife has tainted me.

 

[Gravy]

Kevin's comment just made me laugh.

 

[rholbrook]

He hasn't been back. I bet he's still testing the nipples theory.

I was feeling constipated and the mexican food worked there, happened again so I tried the nipple thing. Works, gave birth again.

 

[glockman]

For hell's sake, it isn't the 30's. Now a days you just call the doctor and tell them what day you want the kids birthday to be and schedule to have them start her.

Russ, that is a mental image I could have done without. What is that saying, what has been seen cannot be unseen. Same goes for mental images.

 

[sixstringsteve]

this is one of the greatest threads in the history of RME.

 

[pELYgroso]

Well, lets just say that a combination of some things all at once that have been mentioned worked....for awhile. Contractions came, and then stopped. I guess that just means that we'll have to try again tonight.....Yesssssssssssss.

 

[jeeper]

Well, lets just say that a combination of some things all at once that have been mentioned worked....for awhile. Contractions came, and then stopped. I guess that just means that we'll have to try again tonight.....Yesssssssssssss.

you have to last more than 2 minutes for it to work right..

 

[pELYgroso]

haha, I'll try and stretch it out to 3 minutes this time!

 

[rholbrook]

Maybe one of your RME buddies can help you. Choose me choose me!

 

[blznnp]

Once the contractions start, she needs to keep moving, walking around or something. If you have stairs going to a basement have her walk up an down. Was she on time, early, late, with your first?

 

[Kevin B.]

Well, lets just say that a combination of some things all at once that have been mentioned worked....for awhile. Contractions came, and then stopped. I guess that just means that we'll have to try again tonight.....Yesssssssssssss.

You weren't playing with your own nipples, were you? I don't think that works the same way.

 

[sawtooth4x4]

OH MAN, I'M DYING READING THIS AT WORK.

My wife is due next week with our third.

Key tricks:

sex, boobs, wadling, strenuous work.

I had Taco Bell for lunch yesterday, by the time I got home from work, I gave birth to a little **** (well not so little, i could have used some scissors to make it easier during birth)

HA HA

 

[jentzschman]

this is one of the greatest threads in the history of RME.

Agreed. This is hilarious!

 

[sawtooth4x4]

I had my wife read this. She was amused.

 

[mesha]

Use some salad tongs to reach up and grab the baby.

 

[pELYgroso]

Use some salad tongs to reach up and grab the baby.

Just tried this, it didn't work. Although, our salad tongs don't open that far. Probably not far enough to grab a baby head. Do you have any that might work that open more? Ask Jami if I can borrow them.

 

[solidfrontaxle]

Well, lets just say that a combination of some things all at once that have been mentioned worked

So you had sex while rock crawling and eating mexican food?

 

[sixstringsteve]

I'll bet if you go dirt biking tonight she'll have your kid while you're gone.

 

[dutchman]

So you had sex while rock crawling and eating mexican food?