Help my wife give birth....

benjy said:
Now we need a thread on how to get the wife pregnant...
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I don't care how bad ass your buggy is. If you need to be told this, hand in your man card.

Before I was broken. If I called my wife from another time zone she got pregnant. One a side note I have a few kids I am willing to rent out to help you expecting parents know what your in for. I have one at pretty much every stage of pain in the ass.


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glockman said:
One a side note I have a few kids I am willing to rent out to help you expecting parents know what your in for. I have one at pretty much every stage of pain in the ass.
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Maybe we should skip the 'how to get pregnant' thread, and move to a 'how to properly parent' thread.
 
jeeper said:
Maybe we should skip the 'how to get pregnant' thread, and move to a 'how to properly parent' thread.
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Now, now, if we talked about how to "properly" parent we would probably get DCFS called on us. Since getting a second opinion on a medical procedure is child abuse these days.
 
So since Tyler hasn't replied is it safe to say his wife is in labor or he is still working on the nipple stimulation
 
Just remember that the baby will come when its ready. Our first came late, but if he would have come on time or a day or two early, he would have been real small so it was better that he didn't come. My wife and I aren't huge fans of being induced, although there are times when it is needed and we understand that, but to have it done just because someone wants it early or is "done" with their pregnancy, you run the risk of having the baby before it is ready to come out. They grow so much during the whole pregnancy, including near the end.
 
My wife goes in Tuesday to have this growth removed. we have to be there at 5.30 am, and they perform the surgery at 7.30 am. I'm sure this'll be a blast.

Then i'm getting my boys taken out of the equation. Still scared about having it done by a North Dakotian.
 
sawtooth4x4 said:
My wife goes in Tuesday to have this growth removed. we have to be there at 5.30 am, and they perform the surgery at 7.30 am. I'm sure this'll be a blast.

Then i'm getting my boys taken out of the equation. Still scared about having it done by a North Dakotian.
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When my brother got his surgery done, it was almost painful watching him sitting in the chair and having is son jump on him. he wasn't happy with his boy when he did that.
 
She's going in for her weekly appointment tomorrow. Her due date is the 6th, so we're not going to induce yet but we're just crossing our fingers that he comes sooner than later. We've tried everything but have just come to the conclusion that he'll come when he's ready. If he's as stubborn as my wife, he'll come 2 days late just because we want him to get here early. :)
 
pELYgroso said:
She's going in for her weekly appointment tomorrow. Her due date is the 6th, so we're not going to induce yet but we're just crossing our fingers that he comes sooner than later. We've tried everything but have just come to the conclusion that he'll come when he's ready. If he's as stubborn as my wife, he'll come 2 days late just because we want him to get here early. :)
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2 days late and he and I will share a birthday. I told you months ago he would come on the 8th. :-)
 
Tyler you need to call me right now! Jami just volunteered to come show you some techniques for the stimulations that produce oxytocin.
 
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