How desperate can you get?

[01XJ]

 

[Brian P]

dang...

 

[Tacoma]

... and how, pray tell, did you find this particular ad?

 

[BCGPER]

So, how clean is your house now?

 

[01XJ]

... and how, pray tell, did you find this particular ad?

It was in the free section on ksl. Just checking the free stuff and this had just been posted

So, how clean is your house now?

REALLY clean they did a good job

 

[Rot Box]

A friend of mine (I won't mention names here ) printed that on off and put it in a chicks mail slot at work....


























































































....This particular "chick" used to be a dude and still quite mannish

 

[spaggyroe]

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That is all...

 

[Ogre Palowakski]

This would only happen in Utah.

 

[UNSTUCK]

I just gave my wife the number. Hey that's less chores I have to do.

 

[Ogre Palowakski]

My wife is in the Navy and has been out of town for 3 months. Plus the house is messy.

I think I'm gonna have to go with Harvey 'cause he's sophisticated.

 

[Gravy]

filthy

 

[Stephen]

This would only happen in Utah.

Because it's clever?

Props to these guys! They are clearly desperate for some loving and are not very good at "traditional" methods of picking up chicks. So they used their skills to put themselves out there.
Plus it's just damn funny.

 

[UNSTUCK]

I don't even want to know how you know they have skills, or what skills they have that you are talking about.

 

[Ogre Palowakski]

Because it's clever?

No, because of the pathetic sexual repression. They desperately want to get laid but are terrified to ask for that.

 

[Caleb]

No, because of the pathetic sexual repression.

Are you kidding, Utah has one of the highest pregnancy rates, sexual repression my ass!

They desperately want to get laid but are terrified to ask for that.

...and you know this how???

 

[01XJ]

No, because of the pathetic sexual repression. They desperately want to get laid but are terrified to ask for that.

They said its not prostitution and dont want sex, they just want to suck face with someone

 

[I Lean]

They said its not prostitution and dont want sex, they just want to suck face with someone

Riiiiiiiiiiiight......they don't want ANYTHING more than that. Uh huh.