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Corban_White

Corban_White

Well-Known Member
Location
Payson, AZ
Mini fridge seller said:
Dear Crazy-As-Bat-****-Lady:

I am honored that you chose my ad for a mini fridge out of all the ads you could have chosen. It makes me feel good that my mini fridge will be supplying you with the ice cold beverages you've obviously become accustomed to.

Next time you answer one of my ads, please note the following:

1. I am not Home Depot. If you travel thirty minutes to pick up a bulky 40-pound object, please come prepared with the necessary items you'll need to secure it to your vehicle. Yes, I have rope. I have a lot of rope. I have many different colors and sizes of rope. No, you can not have my rope. The ad said I was selling a fridge, not a fridge with rope. Nor was I selling a fridge with padding so that the pleather seats on your piece of crap car don't get marked up.

2. What part of 'buyer must pick up' in the ad was confusing to you? Yes, I have a vehicle. No, I don't want to haul your fridge all the way to East Bumble**** on the hottest day of the year. No, I'm really really sure I don't want to do that. No, really. I'm sure.

3. Please call me only once with ALL your questions. I left for the day, and had 5 messages on my answering machine, the last one was at 10:30 pm. Frankly lady, you were sounding a bit too crazy by the end of the day. It's a fridge. A small metal box that keeps **** cold. I don't have the fridge's family tree. For all I know the fridge's was conceived by a slutty young Maytag that graced some hillbilly's side porch. I don't know the exact age of the fridge. I bought it a few months ago, I used it for a couple of days, ok, I lied, I used it a whole week. The fact is, you're not buying a race horse, you're buying a used fridge.

4. No, I will not knock $10 bucks off the price of the fridge because your anal retentive eyes picked up the ittiest, bittiest hairline scratch from across my driveway. I'm not making judgements on you, but I'm pretty damn sure Donald Trump didn't send you across the country to pick up a used fridge for Trump Towers. Though I'd wager the whole concept of the mini-fridge bar is a familar one to you.

5. Yes, you can unplug a fridge without any harm to the fridge. Believe me, the fridge is fine. The manufacturers have figured out a way to extend the life of a fridge that has been unplugged. Yes, I'm absolutely sure of that. No, you did not have to leave 2 messages about your concerns with the fridge being unplugged, and frankly it was a little embarrassing having the same conversation with you in my driveway where my neighbors could hear.

6. No, I don't have the operating instructions. I can write them down for you though: Plug fridge in. Open door. Put crap inside. Take crap out when it's cold. Eat or drink crap.

7. I am not a fridge pimp. I don't have any more fridges at that price. No, I don't know where you can get another fridge at that price. Yes, I know it's in great condition for the price, and I'm sure you'd like your other crazy-as-bat-****-mini-fridge-buying-friends to have one just like it, but this is all I have. Here's a thought, there's this online classified ads website. Yeah, you may have heard of it, it's called CRAIGSLIST. I dunno, maybe, just maybe, in this great land of ours, there's another mini-fridge being advertised there.

8. Please remove my phone number from your address book. I think our relationship is over. Oh, and if you've added me to your AIM Buddy List, please delete me. Please. I beg you.


Yours truly,

The mini-fridge seller
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Preserved for if it gets pulled. :)
 
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Badger

Badger

I am the Brute squad
Location
South Salt Lake
Uhm no the link worked for me just now.Also to let you know this is not new. Well the ad might be new but he copied and pasted from an old Craigslist ad.
 
UNSTUCK

UNSTUCK

But stuck more often.
So when the pop up on KSL tells you that your ad has just been approved, what is it really saying?

"We didn't really look at this, but hey, you're from Utah, so there's a good chance it's okay"
 
pfinder

pfinder

mudd-addict
Location
in orem Utah born and raised
when i sold a motorcycle the guy thought since i had straps i would just give him four of them so he could get it home.. he was kinda mad that i didnt give him the straps... then he tried to get me to lower the price so he could go buy some straps..
 
Bart

Bart

Registered User
Location
Arm Utah
Oh man, that is funny. I can empathize. It's amazing what some guys want. I had a rear seat to a TJ for sale. The guy called many times with stupid questions. Then he started asking about mounting hardware. When he got there he started asking about seat belts and stuff. I actually had all the stuff and then he said he wanted it all, but just wanted to pay what I was asking for the seat. I told him no and he got pissed. I ended up selling him the stuff for way too cheap and he was pissed and I was mad. I should have told him to eat bricks and hit the road, we both would have felt better.
 
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