Lame Joke Thread

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[filippelli]

This was on a email from a distributor. It's so dumb I laughed

 

[jeeper]

I had to have a serious chat with my wife. My husband needs are not being met.


We haven't had sex since last year.


She promised to change.


I don't mean to brag, but we've only not had sex 1 day so far this year...

 

[N-Smooth]

That’s bragging

 

[Kevin B.]

I only work out on weekends. I don't lift Monday through Friday... those are weak days.

 

[RockChucker]

 

[Gravy]

Do you know the difference between wall paper and toilet paper?

 

[Gravy]

*no???*

 

[Gravy]

*gross*

 

[Greg]

What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinsons?










Shakespeare.