- Location
- Stinkwater
It sounds counterintuitive, but there is not a single canary on the whole Canary Islands.
Same thing with the Virgin Islands. No canaries there either.
Same thing with the Virgin Islands. No canaries there either.
Lame Joke Thread
- Thread starter mesha
- Start date
Thursty
Well-Known Member
- Location
- Green River
Why don’t monsters eat ghosts?
Because they taste like sheet!
Because they taste like sheet!
Houndoc
Registered User
- Location
- Grantsville
ID Bronco
Registered User
- Location
- Idaho Falls, ID
How did the Pharos's daughter get rich?
She went down to the river bank and withdrew a little prophet!
She went down to the river bank and withdrew a little prophet!
- Location
- Stinkwater
What do you get when cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
ID Bronco
Registered User
- Location
- Idaho Falls, ID
What do you call an arrogant crook going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
A condescending con descending.
glockman
I hate Jeep trucks
- Location
- Pleasant Grove
How do you spot a blind man on a nude beach?
It's not hard.
What do you call a Chinese man with a camera?
Phil Ming.
It's not hard.
What do you call a Chinese man with a camera?
Phil Ming.
Pile of parts
Well-Known Member
- Location
- South Jordan
Why did the trans gender man only eat salad?
Because he was a her before.
Because he was a her before.
Ugh. That took me way too long to figure out.
Pile of parts
Well-Known Member
- Location
- South Jordan
Yeah, that's a better spoken than written joke.
- Location
- Stinkwater
This magic artifact once belonged to a famous mushroom hunter. It always showed him where the best mushrooms were. He lost it, and now he has no morel compass.
glockman
I hate Jeep trucks
- Location
- Pleasant Grove
I pulled a muscle last week digging for gold.
It was a miner injury.
There is a fine line between hyphenated words.
It was a miner injury.
There is a fine line between hyphenated words.
glockman
I hate Jeep trucks
- Location
- Pleasant Grove
My uncle was crushed by the left side of a piano.
His funeral was pretty low key.
His funeral was pretty low key.
- Location
- Stinkwater
Astronaut 1: Welcome to the space station. How are you settling in?
Astronaut 2: Pretty good so far! I can't find any milk for my coffee though.
Astronaut 1: In space, no one can. Here, use cream.
Astronaut 2: Pretty good so far! I can't find any milk for my coffee though.
Astronaut 1: In space, no one can. Here, use cream.
ID Bronco
Registered User
- Location
- Idaho Falls, ID
What do you call a Russian with an illness?
Ivan astycough
Ivan astycough
glockman
I hate Jeep trucks
- Location
- Pleasant Grove
What do you do if you're addicted to sea weed?
Sea kelp.
Sea kelp.
This joke is so good!