Lame Joke Thread

[STAG]

Today I learned; if you flip your canoe over, you can wear it as a hat, because it is cap-sized

 

[Thursty]

What sound does a 747 make bouncing down the runway?




Boeing, Boeing, Boeing

 

[Hickey]

What sound does a 747 make bouncing down the runway?




Boeing, Boeing, Boeing

I know @TRD270 can’t wait to tell his entire flight crew that joke. Over and over and over.

 

[jeeper]

I went to see a psychiatrist today. I told her that sometimes I feel like a tepee, and a wigwam at other times.


She took a short pause and said ‘I think your life is too tense’

 

[TRD270]

I know @TRD270 can’t wait to tell his entire flight crew that joke. Over and over and over.

Gross Boeing, like flying something with a 14 bolt

 

[Rot Box]

 

[STAG]

What’s a pirates favorite letter?

Well, some would say “R” (aargh)
some would say “C” (sea),

But the truth is, it’s “P”. Because without “P” a pirate is just irate.

 

[I Lean]

What’s a pirates favorite letter?

Well, some would say “R” (aargh)
some would say “C” (sea),

But the truth is, it’s “P”. Because without “P” a pirate is just irate.

A writ of safe passage from King Charles II of England.

 

[STAG]

A writ of safe passage from King Charles II of England.

Wouldn’t be much a pirate if they were abiding maritime laws?

 

[Kevin B.]

Wouldn’t be much a pirate if they were abiding maritime laws?

Well no, technically they'd be a privateer at that point. A distinction of zero consequence to the French and Spanish ships they'd encounter while carrying that letter of marque...

/nerd

 

[Rot Box]

Ugh….

 

[jeeper]

Not kid friendly. Soft R rating.











What’s the difference between 365 used condoms and a tire?







One is a good year, the other is a great year.

 

[mbryson]

Not kid friendly. Soft R rating.











What’s the difference between 365 used condoms and a tire?







One is a good year, the other is a great year.

My wife liked that one. She said you're a "dirty old man" telling jokes like that

 

[Kevin B.]

Soft R rating.

She said you're a "dirty old man"

I'm trying really hard not to take this as a challenge.

 

[Hickey]

What is a hula hoop with a thumbtack stuck in it?












A Navel Destroyer

 

[Thursty]

70% of the earth is water and virtually none of it is carbonated. So the earth is, in fact, flat.

 

[bryson]

 

[Thursty]

The people in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones


but the people in Abu Dhabi do.

 

[Pile of parts]

 

[Kevin B.]

Why does Batman dress all in black? Because Batman doesn't want to get shot.

Why does Robin dress in bright colors? Because Batman doesn't want to get shot.