Lame Joke Thread

[N-Smooth]

 

[STAG]

 

[Kevin B.]

 

[STAG]

No matter how kind your kids are, German kids are always kinder.

 

[STAG]

I tried Wookiee meat.

It was Chewy.

 

[Kevin B.]

I tried to build a hard drive out of wood, but it didn't work. All bark and no byte.

If you're ever skydiving and your chute doesn't open right away, don't panic. You've got the rest of your life to try and fix it.

 

[STAG]

What’s the opposite of a microwave?




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A tsunami

 

[Kevin B.]

What do you get when you rearrange the letters of MAILMEN?

A very angry mail man, for starters.

 

[STAG]

Whats a foot long and slippery?


A slipper

 

[Gravy]

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Milkshake or Beef Jerky?

 

[STAG]

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Milkshake or Beef Jerky?

I’m dumb. I first read this as Twitch as in the streaming service. I was thinking Milkshake and Beef Jerky were usernames.

 

[STAG]

The rule of thumb “i before e, except after c” has been disproved by science.

 

[I Lean]

The rule of thumb “i before e, except after c” has been disproved by science.

That's wEIrd.

 

[ID Bronco]

Do you know the mountainous region where only male chickens lay eggs?


It's the Him a lay as

 

[STAG]

Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays live longer than those who don’t have as many.

 

[bryson]

 

[STAG]

 

[STAG]

Why is Luke Skywalker forever alone?

He was looking for love in Alderaan places.

 

[Rot Box]

 

[Hickey]

How do Taylor Swift fans find sheep in tall grasses?















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