Lighten the mood

[Hickey]

 

[jeeper]

 

[jeeper]

 

[UNSTUCK]

Reminds me of an old "Far Side" comic. Old man and woman driving in their car. The woman has a muffler sticking out of her mouth. The man says, "Boy, the car sure is quiet since we got the new muffler".

 

[Trate D]

 

[02SE]

What are some things you should NOT take into an MRI...

 

[Gravy]

In March, when I had an MRI, the imaging tech told me about someone who didn't remove a "below the neck" piercing and machine did it for them.

 

[UNSTUCK]

Can an MRI grab stainless steel??? My logical side says no. So then the MRI machine did that guy a favor by pulling out that rusty piercing.

 

[DAA]

A lot of stainless is magnetic. The 416R used in a lot of high end rifle barrels definitely is.

- DAA

 

[Gravy]

From what I understand most cheap jewelry is only plated stainless/ gold over ferrous metal. My fridge is stainless- it's definitely magnetic also.

There was a place on the form asking about if you do metal work, she had to verbally ask me if I ever had an injury with metal in my body or eyes- apparently if you've metal or rust in there it can pull that out too!

 

[moab_cj5]

 

[Hickey]

From what I understand most cheap jewelry is only plated stainless/ gold over ferrous metal. My fridge is stainless- it's definitely magnetic also.

There was a place on the form asking about if you do metal work, she had to verbally ask me if I ever had an injury with metal in my body or eyes- apparently if you've metal or rust in there it can pull that out too!

Can't be much worse than the eye drill at the ER, right? 😬

 

[Gravy]

Can't be much worse than the eye drill at the ER, right? 😬

I've heard

 

[I Lean]

 

[TRD270]

Really….🤦‍♂️

 

[Kevin B.]

Seems like a case of bad "timing" to me...

 

[Hickey]

What is that? Some kind of moto part? It's clearly a bad design for a grenade.

 

[jeeper]

Long story short, I was detained in high school when a 5ish year old girl in the neighborhood got shot at on her new bicycle.
I was the suspected shooter.

It went from a gun to a paintball gun pretty quick... but I was still treated like a murderer.

And then about an hour later I was freed without explanation.

I walked to the girls house. She lived on a hill. She had training wheels. There was 1 worn spot all the way through her new tire, green tire slime on the outside. The girl has skidded down the hill and popped her tire. It took parents and police over an hour to realize it. It took me less than 4 seconds.

As a teenager, I called the police chief and let him know how stupid his officers were.

 

[Stephen]

I want to read the transcripts from the tip hotline.

 

[Gravy]

What is that? Some kind of moto part? It's clearly a bad design for a grenade.

Spring loaded timing chain/ belt tensioner.
Bolt it on and pull the pin.