- Location
- Grantsville, Utah
Lighten the mood
- Thread starter rholbrook
- Start date
- Location
- Never Far From Nowhere
Surest way to turn you kid off beer is to give them a Budweiser. 🤮
- Location
- Bountiful, land of rocks
- Location
- Bountiful, land of rocks
- Location
- Bountiful, land of rocks
- Location
- Grand Junction, CO
- Location
- The Village of Kay
- Location
- The Village of Kay
Thursty
Well-Known Member
- Location
- Green River
- Location
- Sandy, Ut
Thank you. Are you available to explain this to Mrs Cruiseroutfit. She's 100% convinced 11 vehicles is dumb for a DINK family. She's soooo unrealistic. 🙄
Standard Mormon family: 2 adults 5 teenage drivers = 7 vehicles. Swap out the 5 kids for five extra cars= 12 cars. I’d say you’re 1 car shy of the standard.
- Location
- Sandy, Ut
0% chance 5 kids are happing in our household
That’s what I’m saying. You have no kids, so you get the extra 5 cars without question.
Thursty
Well-Known Member
- Location
- Green River
- Location
- Stinkwater
This explains so much.
johngottfredson
Threat Level Midnight
- Location
- Alpine
Exactly. Those vehicles are filling that void in your soul; would she really take that away from you? Maybe tell her for every car you sell she has to bear you a child, so it’s totally her call. Fair all around.
- Location
- Stinkwater
Have... have you met Candace? I'm not convinced this plan is good for Kurt's long term health.