Just go to a school in the shitty part of town. I had one quarter with more absences than days attended and still lettered in academics ha ha. In some schools, just kinda showing up gets you there.
I'm toying with getting a masters again, and my current regret is that I should have spent less time wheeling and more time on school my last two years of college. I had a 3.6 in the honors department when I was admitted to upper division between my sophomore and junior years, and graduated with a 2.97. I took the C's get degrees a little too literally ha ha