You guys are man enough to tell what your position is? I lay down on the floor. Who knew there was a THIRD option?
Like I said, I'm a stander.
Thing is, all the women I've ever lived with are sitters, so I already knew sitters existed. But I always presumed it was a man/woman thing. Women sit, men stand.
Guess it's not that simple though...
But the mechanics of being a sitter seem like they would be rife with opportunity for disaster. I mean, how do you even fit your hand in there, between yourself and the seat? Surely you come in from the back, not the front? Can't see moving the material towards your junk. Ever get seat spooge scraped off onto your wrist or arm? That's got to be terrifying in a truck stop chitter. Or do you actually kinda half stand and wipe while crouching? Sounds uncomfortable... If you don't crouch, but are actually sitting on the seat, do you bring the paper up for inspection? Sounds like another opportunity for disaster. But if you don't bring it up for inspection, how do you know you are really done?
What do you do when you go camping? Stand for the trip? Or... Hey, maybe this explains why at least two guys I know will simply HOLD it, for DAYS, rather than poop while camping. I never understood that, like to keep the mail moving, myself, and being a stander, same protocol for wrapping things up whether I'm at home, a Ritz Carlton with a bidet (I really like those by the way...) or standing in sage brush on the Owyhee desert.
This sitting procedure is a mystery...
- DAA
