So I guess I am married...
- Thread starter 81Ramchargerman
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embabe
My own epidemic!
- Location
- Salt Lake City
Thanks for backing me up girls! 
I don't get it...everywhere I go, whatever I am doing, when it comes time to sit down on the pot I look first...I don't care if it is a case of the RUNS in the middle of the night, I always have enough presence of mind to look because you never know if it will be up or down, you never can know these things.
I don't know how women fall in the damn toilet, I personally think it is a testament to their presence of mind and relative intelligence, if you don't check and you fall in, you are a retard.
Do you just zoom out of the driveway at midnight because there aren't supposed to be other cars on your small low travelled street at night or do you check and make sure there are no late night walkers, and cars before you take the plunge...I would hate to see your driving record.
Ok so maybe it is a hasty generalization but you get the point.
I don't know how women fall in the damn toilet, I personally think it is a testament to their presence of mind and relative intelligence, if you don't check and you fall in, you are a retard.
Do you just zoom out of the driveway at midnight because there aren't supposed to be other cars on your small low travelled street at night or do you check and make sure there are no late night walkers, and cars before you take the plunge...I would hate to see your driving record.
Ok so maybe it is a hasty generalization but you get the point.
embabe
My own epidemic!
- Location
- Salt Lake City
It's not so much that I've fallen in as I'd rather not touch that disgusting thing! :sick:
As for my driving record.... well I suppose I'm lucky or something. Never even had the chance to meet an officer let alone give him one of my fabulous pre-fabricated excuses...
:sick: As for my driving record.... well I suppose I'm lucky or something. Never even had the chance to meet an officer let alone give him one of my fabulous pre-fabricated excuses...
81Ramchargerman
Registered User
- Location
- idaho falls
I do!britney said:Bring it on B!tches!!!!
OK boys I'll make a deal with ya........ If you start cleaning the toilets and it's surrounding floor (little boys have a problem) there will no longer be a toliet issue.
embabe said:It's not so much that I've fallen in as I'd rather not touch that disgusting thing!
It's not like we urinate sulfuric acid with AIDS and flesh eating bacteria with some Ebola mixed in...it is just piss and when I piss I don't piss on the toilet seat so it is usually clean. Any Gentleman knows you can never make it through the seat without splashing on it so you GOTTA lift it up!!
embabe
My own epidemic!
- Location
- Salt Lake City
... except for the fact that I like to obey the laws...
embabe
My own epidemic!
- Location
- Salt Lake City
spencurai said:
... and then you can put it right back down!
britney
Queen of Chit!!
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- Chit-Chat, Duh!!
Amen Sista!!!embabe said:... and then you can put it right back down!
- Location
- South Carolina....no public land
This whole issue could be avoided if EVERYONE would close the seat and the lid. My fiance and I are actually backwards about it. I always close the lid to keep my pets from playing in the toilet. She always leaves the lid up, then has to get on her dogs for drinking out of the thing.
BlackSheep said:
AHH now the dog issue is entirely different. I will have to say that I hate it when my dog gets his slurps from le toilet' so when he gets the urge I have to discipline myself to close the seat and the lid....dammit now the women have a side arguement.
I have a perfect driving record.
Not everyone is on guard in the middle of the night ready for s*** to hit the fan. Most of us are not even half there mentally and why should we be? ITS THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT OR EARLY MORNING.
Not all men have that nasty habit of not putting the toilet seat back down. I am thankful that I dont have to deal with that anymore.
But.....to all of you guys who actually give us awesome women the courtesy to put the seat back down, THANK YOU!!! I am sure your sex life is WAY better than most. j/k
I also think that the seat should be put back down beucase your hand is right next to the top of the lid when you fulsh anyways....learn to do it all at once.
Not everyone is on guard in the middle of the night ready for s*** to hit the fan. Most of us are not even half there mentally and why should we be? ITS THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT OR EARLY MORNING.
Not all men have that nasty habit of not putting the toilet seat back down. I am thankful that I dont have to deal with that anymore.
But.....to all of you guys who actually give us awesome women the courtesy to put the seat back down, THANK YOU!!! I am sure your sex life is WAY better than most. j/k
I also think that the seat should be put back down beucase your hand is right next to the top of the lid when you fulsh anyways....learn to do it all at once.
JackKeslerCustoms
Active Member
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- Herriman
Back to the origional question
Have you stopped having sex? If so then, yes you are married.
Have you stopped having sex? If so then, yes you are married.
britney
Queen of Chit!!
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- Chit-Chat, Duh!!
HA HA!!!! Sucks for you.Keslerjr said:
I know a married guy on this bored that gets it a hell of a lot more now than before he got married. In fact I'm pretty sure there are a few of them here.
Hmmmm, I guess the unlaid married guys just don't know how to please.
(Example: putting down the toilet seat.
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wildkid
...Jeepless...
- Location
- By Cabela's
britney said:
Couldn't be Hickey????
James K
NO, I'm always like this
- Location
- Taylorsville, Ut
Keslerjr said:
you sir, are doing it wrong.
britney said:HA HA!!!! Sucks for you.
I know a married guy on this bored that gets it a hell of a lot more now than before he got married. In fact I'm pretty sure there are a few of them here.
Hmmmm, I guess the unlaid married guys just don't know how to please.
(Example: putting down the toilet seat.
AMEN!!! HAHA