A little update on this misery. I guess I've not really updated it much. I don't like thinking about it. Progress has been crazy slow due to my schedule. Normally January is my slowest season at work, but covid has made it quite the opposite this year. I do have some good news though...
It turns out that we both underestimated the amount of labor this project would entail. I knew it would be a ton, but my wife thought we would be done by March. Originally, the deal I made was that we would use some of the tile project money to purchase Britney, and install the tile ourselves. But no working on Britney until the tile is done. I've been granted a reprieve, and my lovely wife has seen the error of her ways. We renegotiated and now we will dedicate all Saturdays to the tile project until it's done. Sundays are for church. Dirt church.
I can't spend every Sunday in the garage from now on, but I can spend some. And I can work on Britney.
Anyway... Here's some tile.