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Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed." "OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!" His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands...

An eighty-three year old lady finished her annual physical examination, whereupon the doctor said, "You are in fine shape for your age, but tell me, do you still have intercourse?" "Just a minute, I'll have to ask my husband," she said. She went out to the reception room and said: "Bob do we...

Sally (a blonde) was seen going into the woods with a small package and a large bird cage. She was gone several days but finally she returned. Her friend, Liz, never saw Sally looking so sad. Liz "Heard you went off in the woods for a couple of days. Glad you got back okay...but you look so...

Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of their local golf course when a guy carrying a golf bag called out to them, "Do you mind if I join you? My partner didn't turn up." "Sure," they said, "You're welcome to play with us." So they started playing and...

Personal Information: Name__________ Nickname__________ CB Handle_________ Yore Mama______________ Yore Daddy (if known)__________ Spouse's Name_________________ Relationship to spouse: ___Sister ____Brother ____Mother ____Father___Pet ___Aunt = ___Uncle Occupation: ___Unemployed...

I have a Golden retriever and I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time...

I checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so I thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when you're calling for a cab. I grabbed a card on my way in. It was an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the...

Okay, I confess. It's really only a 'pet' name. Sorry!

Leave your shoes behind and you'll fit in just fine. Oh yeah, I hear that Ford Tempos make great yard decorations. ;)

See? I told you. :rolleyes:

Nickle Ads? Same thing but different from Thrifty Nickle.

I wish. Actually I may be out of here in a couple of months. Working on moving to Seattle at first, and then back home to Vancouver.

I'll take one of those.

'06' Ram 1500 short bed. Thanks, Dan.

Sirius. Came with my '06' Ram 1500.

:eek2: :eek2: :eek2: :eek2: :eek2: 9 years for me too but, I was with my wife almost 18 years before we got married. Now I'm a middle age man with a 3 and 6 year old girls. My mid life crisis was a minivan. :mad2:

I think he's an FBI agent who's been on a mission for the last two years. But then again, I could be wrong. I never really missed the guy. Who is he again?

I hear rumors that these are becoming "famous".

Did we have to see these? I don't want EVERYBODY to know I own a minivan. Thanks a lot!!! :D

Hmmm.....I'm O+.