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Yeah, but I typed it funnier. :D

My First Day as a Wal-Mart Greeter a very ugly woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids. The Wal-Mart Greeter asks, "Are they twins?" The ugly woman says, "No, he's 9 and she's 7. Why? Do you think they really look alike?" "No," replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got...

He writes: I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver, who cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing the driver to drive onto the shoulder to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out is window and gave the woman the...

That right there should've been the first sign that you knew you were in trouble. :D

We need more discussion fodder. Details please.

My brother-in-law is in jail right now........ and I put him there. That'll teach him!

If I use the toilet prior to me brushing my teeth, it's a little warmer. If not, it's cold. :D

Toilet. Effortless. No turning on anything. Just dip and brush.

Absolutely none taken! Just giving you crap with the "giving crap" smiley. :D

I already admitted that in the post above yours.

You're absolutely right. My bad! And to think, I installed my SYE twice before I figured that one out.

What t-case is it? 231? 242? Is your front driveline installed? If you're running a 242 t-case and the front driveline is not installed, it'll act as if it's not in gear. [emarrased]I'm not speaking from experience[/reallyembarrased] ;) Hope this helps!

Part time......I use to run CNC's.......Extra mad money.......Hmmm?

About 2 minutes 46 seconds into his tirade he says the above. I wonder what his admitted handicap is?

Fixed!

I do.

Rehab! :D

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A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles, and he will stop snoring. Yeah right!" she says. A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring...