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Tempting....how old are these phones? I have 2 Nokias. One is giving me problems and the other is like new. Maybe I can just replace the bad one for my wife and take her good one.

Well it seems I'm getting screwed by Cingular in the sense that I have ATT phones. The contract I had with ATT says I get new phones every 2 years. I go down to ask for my new phones and they proceed to tell me that they'll give me new phones, but I have to take a decrease in service for more...

I thought we were going to keep our pet names to ourselves?

And with that....Those are the days of our lives! :D

No, I’m not of the LDS persuasion but, are you sure that’s all your “soul” needs to be cleansed of? :greg:

Uh, I was only kidding. Walker never gets his ass kicked. Just fawking with you. :D

I did, and you missed it. That drug dealer kicked the living SH!T out of ol' Chuck. It had to be the funniest thing I'd ever seen. Damn! You need to TIVO man. That episode is worth seeing again.

*Cut and pasted from another site* TWO NUNS AND A PAINT JOB Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even one drop of paint on their habits. After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide...

Hey...why isn't my rig on it? :greg:

Of? :confused:

Yep, this thread is definitely......... Sorry!

Really. Next time just record it and post it as a link so we all can try to....:ugh:

Damn....I must be getting old. I don't get it. :confused:

If I'm going to be 'fisting' somebody, I better be getting more than just a phone. :p

Suck up! ;)

Food (beer) for thought.... Why Beer is better than Women 1. You can enjoy a beer all month long. 2. Beer stains wash out. 3. You don't have to wine and dine a beer. 4. Your beer will always wait patiently for you, in the car, while you play a sport. 5. When beer goes flat, you toss it...

With them? :eek2:

(copied and pasted from another site) Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer." The drug is found in liquid form and is...

An attractive young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?" "Of course. What may I do for you?" "Well, I bought an expensive electronic hair dryer that is well over the Customs limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there anyway...

I hope you really don’t believe this? Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think there was a "reputable" computer company that offered something like this. The name slips my mind right now. :confused: