I hate Classifieds Lowballers...

[Hickey]

Annette wants to speak with your manager!

 

[Stephen]

You know when Grandmas are getting testy on FaceSpace its time to delete it.

 

[Cody]

I sold a bike tailgate matt last week. Listed for $50. Dude showed up and only had 20s, so he gave me 60. I offered to venmo him 10 bucks, but he was cool with it. Said it was still a good deal.

 

[Jesser04]

Her avatar looks like she is offering hand jobs?

- DAA

Internet gold right there I think I’ll take the rest of the day off.

 

[UNSTUCK]

I sold a bike tailgate matt last week. Listed for $50. Dude showed up and only had 20s, so he gave me 60. I offered to venmo him 10 bucks, but he was cool with it. Said it was still a good deal.

I had Carl cut some parts for me yesterday. He texts me and says the bill is $56. I tell him the ATM only spits out $20's so the bill is either $40 or $60. Yeah, he bumped it to $60. What kind of customer service is that?!? So I stopped and got a drink on the way over.

 

[Pile of parts]

I had Carl cut some parts for me yesterday. He texts me and says the bill is $56. I tell him the ATM only spits out $20's so the bill is either $40 or $60. Yeah, he bumped it to $60. What kind of customer service is that?!? So I stopped and got a drink on the way over.

Comments like this make me rethink my opinion of your upholstery guy...

 

[Kiel]

Then Carl didnt answer the door......

 

[jeeper]

This type of listing kills me. Who in the world thinks that this is an acceptable way to sell something?

 

[Jesser04]

7 hearts looks pretty acceptable to me.

 

[4x4_Welder]

This type of listing kills me. Who in the world thinks that this is an acceptable way to sell something?

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I always deduct a zero for things that looked mowed around.

 

[UNSTUCK]

Come on. That trailer has seen little to no use.

 

[glockman]

That dude really is a Jerry.

 

[Gravy]

Language Warning but... I thought Greg would laugh.

 

[Greg]

Language Warning but... I thought Greg would laugh.
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Yep, I chuckled!

 

[Gravy]

I don't even mind... Will update with cross bow pictures.

 

[Gravy]

 

[johngottfredson]

Just tell him you accept trades for crossbows

 

[jeeper]

I have a few ads up right now. First line in each ad is ‘phone calls only. No texts please.’
I’ve gotten about 50 texts. Smh. Is it really that hard to understand?
I ignore them all.
One guy text me a bunch of times.. then finally called. Then he came and bought the item.

 

[Gravy]

Oldie but goodie from a few years ago.

 

[Greg]

What, how...??? How does him riding all his life make any difference in the price??