I was Just Reading The Guidelines....

[xjshorty21]

I was just reading the guideliness and something really caught my eye can we talk about

James Bond vs. Rambo


i vote that rambo would kill james bond

 

[Kiel]

James Bond doesn't like to get dirty. Rambo would kick his ass. I miss the old Chuck Norris threads that were like....

Chuck Norris is so manly that....

 

[Spork]

After the last Bond movie (Casino Royale) I think Daffy duck could take him.

 

[Zombie]

James Bond doesn't like to get dirty. Rambo would kick his ass. I miss the old Chuck Norris threads that were like....

Chuck Norris is so manly that....

...he slammed a revolving door.

 

[Jay5.9L]

depends on the environment...... James bond in a hotel or a party, Rambo in the jungle.

 

[Cody]

chuck norris never retreats. he just attacks in the opposite direction

 

[notajeep]

Guns... or hand to hand?

 

[Zombie]

Chuck Norris does not go hunting. Hunting implies the potential for failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

 

[xjshorty21]

hand to hand

 

[Stephen]

Depends on who is playing Bond.

Sean Connery = Dead Rambo
George Lazenby = Dead Bond
Roger Moore = Filleted Bond
Timothy Dalton = Dismembered Bond, Injured Rambo
Pierce Brosnan = Diced Bond
Daniel Craig = Bruised Bond, Critically injured Rambo

 

[Jay5.9L]

Craig looked decent as bond but he was a brusier... Rambo would rip his arm off and stick it up his ass. I even thought the begining 3/4 of the movie was great. The last 1/4 was shite!!!

 

[notajeep]

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.... Too bad he has never cried.

 

[xjshorty21]

The Boogyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris every night.

 

[Jeremy]

chuck norris is gay. end of story.

 

[Brett]

Real men torture others into demise. Pussies perform roundhouse kicks.

 

[Cody]

someone tried to tell chuck norris that a roundhouse kick isn't the best way to kick someone.

Historians note that as the worst mistake ever made.

 

[Kiel]

I missed this chuck norris stuff, its great

 

[Tacoma]

So THAT"S what happened to Brett. Poor little Snowflake.

 

[Brett]

Just because Jack Bauer shows up with jumper cables, that doesn't mean someone called Triple A.

 

[notajeep]

Must have been a bomb nearby...