Chuck Norris, Jack Bauer and Seagal are all pansies.
Has any of them had a kidney transplant? No.
Two Kidney transplants? No.
Two kids by C-Section? No.
Had 13 surgeries by age 15? No.
Had 2 Strokes 3 months apart that should of killed them? No.
Had several arteries collapsed and a lung partially collapsed plus a infection in their heart? No.
Lived with my parents? No.
Married to me? No.
My wife kicks all their butts hands down. End of discussion. Mods please kill any future Chuck Norris threads. Thank you.
FYI- Angie has been walking with a walker once a day with assistance, going farther and farther each time. We have about 3 months to get Angie walking, talking and flipping me off. Then we get a go or no go for kidney transplant!!!
You have angered Chuck.
Chuck will find you.
This will be the last thing you will ever see: