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Cody

Random Quote Generator
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Location
Gastown
There is no chin behind chuck norris' beard. Only more fists.

chuck norris can count to infiniti. he can also divide my zero.
 

Brett

Meat-Hippy
There is no chin behind chuck norris' beard. Only more fists.

chuck norris can count to infiniti. he can also divide my zero.

Not only can Jack Bauer divide by 0, he knows the value of the square root of negative one, the last 4 digits of pi and the Colonel's secret blend of herbs and spices.
 

Tacoma

Et incurventur ante non
Location
far enough away
Jeremy's Retard Blank Filler-Inner was broken as a child, so he's at a loss when it comes to translating crippled sentences like that one. Poor guy, having to insist on reasonable Engrish and whatnot. :sad:
 

cruiseroutfit

Cruizah!
Moderator
Vendor
Location
Sandy, Ut
Chuck Norris office attire:
action-jeans.jpg
 

JoeT

Well-Known Member
Location
Herriman
Chuck Norris, Jack Bauer and Seagal are all pansies.
Has any of them had a kidney transplant? No.
Two Kidney transplants? No.
Two kids by C-Section? No.
Had 13 surgeries by age 15? No.
Had 2 Strokes 3 months apart that should of killed them? No.
Had several arteries collapsed and a lung partially collapsed plus a infection in their heart? No.
Lived with my parents? :D No.
Married to me? No.

My wife kicks all their butts hands down. End of discussion. Mods please kill any future Chuck Norris threads. Thank you.



FYI- Angie has been walking with a walker once a day with assistance, going farther and farther each time. We have about 3 months to get Angie walking, talking and flipping me off. Then we get a go or no go for kidney transplant!!!
 
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