I was Just Reading The Guidelines....
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Spork
Tin Foil Hat Equipped
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- Saratoga Springs, UT
Brett
Meat-Hippy
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- Salt Lake City Utah
Someone once told Jack Bauer that "gullible" was written on the ceiling. When Jack Bauer looked up, "gullible" WAS written on the ceiling.
Brett
Meat-Hippy
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- Salt Lake City Utah
The creation of the Chuck Norris fact generator was merely a tactical maneuver by Jack Bauer in a successful attempt to lure out the enemy.
Brett
Meat-Hippy
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- Salt Lake City Utah
The Sistine Chapel was the result of Jack Bauer and Chuck Norris having a food fight.
SP Unlimited
I get paid to do this
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- Stansbury Park
Brett
Meat-Hippy
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- Salt Lake City Utah
Not only can Jack Bauer divide by 0, he knows the value of the square root of negative one, the last 4 digits of pi and the Colonel's secret blend of herbs and spices.
Jeremy
total tacoma points: 162
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- MAGNA, land of chewy brown water
Brett
Meat-Hippy
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- Salt Lake City Utah
what????
That one you'd have to have watched Lost to get. Bauer would never have been lost like they are.
Jeremy
total tacoma points: 162
- Location
- MAGNA, land of chewy brown water
i understand the lost referance. its the "there would no lost" that makes it giberish.
Brett
Meat-Hippy
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- Salt Lake City Utah
Tacoma
Et incurventur ante non
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- far enough away
Jeremy's Retard Blank Filler-Inner was broken as a child, so he's at a loss when it comes to translating crippled sentences like that one. Poor guy, having to insist on reasonable Engrish and whatnot. :sad:
Jeremy
total tacoma points: 162
- Location
- MAGNA, land of chewy brown water
hay tamaca.
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offroaddave
It's just one term!
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- sunset
offroaddave
It's just one term!
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- sunset
Or maybe Johny!
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- Sandy, Ut
Chuck Norris office attire:
Exalted 4x4
So. U Crew
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- Salt Lake/So,UT
Jeremy
total tacoma points: 162
- Location
- MAGNA, land of chewy brown water
ya, we are all aware of who he is.
and he is more of a man than any of the pu**ys you all seem to worship.
Chuck Norris, Jack Bauer and Seagal are all pansies.
Has any of them had a kidney transplant? No.
Two Kidney transplants? No.
Two kids by C-Section? No.
Had 13 surgeries by age 15? No.
Had 2 Strokes 3 months apart that should of killed them? No.
Had several arteries collapsed and a lung partially collapsed plus a infection in their heart? No.
Lived with my parents? No.
Married to me? No.
My wife kicks all their butts hands down. End of discussion. Mods please kill any future Chuck Norris threads. Thank you.
FYI- Angie has been walking with a walker once a day with assistance, going farther and farther each time. We have about 3 months to get Angie walking, talking and flipping me off. Then we get a go or no go for kidney transplant!!!
Has any of them had a kidney transplant? No.
Two Kidney transplants? No.
Two kids by C-Section? No.
Had 13 surgeries by age 15? No.
Had 2 Strokes 3 months apart that should of killed them? No.
Had several arteries collapsed and a lung partially collapsed plus a infection in their heart? No.
Lived with my parents?
No.Married to me? No.
My wife kicks all their butts hands down. End of discussion. Mods please kill any future Chuck Norris threads. Thank you.
FYI- Angie has been walking with a walker once a day with assistance, going farther and farther each time. We have about 3 months to get Angie walking, talking and flipping me off. Then we get a go or no go for kidney transplant!!!