Lame Joke Thread

[Kevin B.]

I don't get it.

Because it's my newt. :greg:

 

[jeeper]

Do you know what 6.9 is??


A good thing ruined by a period.

 

[Kevin B.]

Rick Astley will loan you any movie in his Pixar collection except one.

He's never going to give you Up.

 

[sixstringsteve]

ah... i get it.

 

[rholbrook]

Wow, that ages you both of you.

 

[maveric]

What did the green grape say to the purple grape?


Breathe damn it, breathe!!!







Mexican and African American jokes....

Once you have heard Juan,
You have heard Jamal

 

[jeeper]

What do you call a short Mexican?
A paragraph, because he's not a full essay!

 

[Kevin B.]

I feel dumber for having read that.

 

[mesha]

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?







supplies!!

 

[Kevin B.]

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten tickles.

 

[ID Bronco]

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten tickles.

My kid just laughed hard at this one!

 

[mesha]

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car?






Get in the car

 

[mesha]

Why are orphans bad a baseball?




They don't know where home is.

 

[TJDukit]

^^^^hahahaha

 

[I Lean]

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?









Wanna go ride bikes?

 

[sixstringsteve]

best joke ever!

 

[bryson]

Did you hear about the chameleon that couldn't change color?



He had a reptile dysfunction!

 

[rholbrook]

That's funny

 

[glockman]

My 5 year olds favorite joke.

knock, knock:
Who's there?
Interrupting cow
Interrupting
MOOOOOOOOOO!!

 

[mesha]

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas?





hypothermia.