Lame Joke Thread

[Kevin B.]

? I don't get it ?

I don't know if that's the answer Brian was going for, but I thought it was funny . You've never played left nut/right nut? If the Pacific plate is left nut and the North American plate is right nut then California is the dick in the middle.

 

[TJDukit]

Sorry my fault.

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[Pile of parts]

Another one from my 7 year old nephew.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

P P P P Poke her face.

 

[mesha]

What did the surgeon say to his patient after surgery?


That's enough out of you.

 

[Kevin B.]

What do you call a snake that's 3.14 feet long?

A pithon.

 

[mesha]

What do you call a snake that's 3.14 feet long?

A pithon.

A.M.A.Z.I.N.G.

such a well rounded joke.

 

[ID Bronco]

What do baseball players do when they are sweaty?


They go sit by the fans.

 

[glockman]

No joke, I'm working night shift for the last 8 months. These jokes keep me awake at 4am. They are great. Thanks!

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[bryson]

I tried to catch fog last night.


Mist.

 

[I Lean]

1: What's your dog's name?

2: Herpes.

1: That's an odd one, why did you choose that name?

2: Because he doesn't heel.

 

[kmboren]

I heard several people on here are perverts. They exposed themselves at a playground, but they were never convicted because of a lack of evidence.

 

[mesha]

How did the elephant get out of the pool?


Wet.

 

[TJDukit]

3 blondes were on their way to Disneyland. They came acrossed the exit sign that reads "Disneyland. Left." So they turned around and went home.

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[TJDukit]

How did the elephant get out of the pool?


Wet.

My wife is laughing uncontrollably that one.

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[TJDukit]

The rotation of the earth really makes my day.

And anal makes my hole weak.

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[TJDukit]

Sorry my wife did that one.

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[jeeper]

Do you know what food makes a woman not want to have sex?



Wedding cake.

 

[moab_cj5]

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?





Roberto

 

[moab_cj5]

3 blondes drove to Disneyland. They saw a sign that said clean restrooms ahead. By the time they got to Disneyland, they had cleaned 164 bathrooms.

 

[Kevin B.]

What do you get when you squeeze a synagogue?

Jewce.