- Location
- West Jordan
Lame Joke Thread
- Thread starter mesha
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glockman
I hate Jeep trucks
- Location
- Pleasant Grove
I have been trying to spread the word about the health benefits of eating dried grapes.
I'm all about raisin awareness.
I'm all about raisin awareness.
Houndoc
Registered User
- Location
- Grantsville
How do you tell the gender of an ant?
Drop it in water. If it sinks it is a girl ant, if it floats it is boy ant.
Drop it in water. If it sinks it is a girl ant, if it floats it is boy ant.
Thursty
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- Location
- Green River
Jesser04
Well-Known Member
- Location
- Kaysville Utah
Memes•Public•Daily on Instagram: "Rate @frede_kp meme 1/10"
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- Bountiful, land of rocks
Memes•Public•Daily on Instagram: "Rate @frede_kp meme 1/10"
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My wife doesn't like that one
RockChucker
Well-Known Member
- Location
- Highland
glockman
I hate Jeep trucks
- Location
- Pleasant Grove
My viagra addiction was the hardest thing I've ever overcome.
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He needed some space.
My wife said I'm terrible in bed.
That's a harsh judgment to make in such a short amount of time.
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He needed some space.
My wife said I'm terrible in bed.
That's a harsh judgment to make in such a short amount of time.
Spork
Tin Foil Hat Equipped
- Location
- Saratoga Springs, UT
I was going to make alligator for dinner tonight, but all I have is a croc pot.
- Location
- Grantsville, Utah
Oh no, quite the opposite. Miles are 2/3rds of my pay, so I love a ton of miles. No one loves a pornstar with a ton of miles. 😂
- Location
- The Land Northward (Bountiful), Utah
*husband rubs his neck painfully*
"Babe, my neck is so stiff it hurts"
*Wife rubs his neck compassionately*
"What happened babe?"
Husband "I swallowed a Viagra and it got stuck in my throat."
"Babe, my neck is so stiff it hurts"
*Wife rubs his neck compassionately*
"What happened babe?"
Husband "I swallowed a Viagra and it got stuck in my throat."
Pile of parts
Well-Known Member
- Location
- South Jordan
In honor of May the 4th..
Why did they release Star Wars episodes 4, 5 and 6 before episodes 1, 2 and 3?
In charge of the schedule Yoda was.
Why did they release Star Wars episodes 4, 5 and 6 before episodes 1, 2 and 3?
In charge of the schedule Yoda was.
Thursty
Well-Known Member
- Location
- Green River
Thursty
Well-Known Member
- Location
- Green River
My wife asked me to pick up 6 cans of Sprite from the store. When I got home I realized I picked 7 up.
Gary T
Registered User
- Location
- Draper, Utah
Why did the man fall in the well?
He didn’t see that well.
He didn’t see that well.
glockman
I hate Jeep trucks
- Location
- Pleasant Grove
The price of dirt has really gone up.
apparently they aren't making it any more.
apparently they aren't making it any more.
UNSTUCK
But stuck more often.
Which is really strange because there’s no less dirt today than when they first made it.
glockman
I hate Jeep trucks
- Location
- Pleasant Grove
I expect this kind of scrutiny from "rock nerds" like DAA and Mesha but I guess I should expect it from a someone who works with "soil" too
I even feel dumb talking about dirt with you people.