Lame Joke Thread
- Thread starter mesha
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Thursty
Well-Known Member
- Location
- Green River
Thursty
Well-Known Member
- Location
- Green River
I just ready a study about the high rate of vehicle collisions with crows in Wyoming.
The DWR started collected dead crows off the highway for examination.
They were able to identify pieces of paint and metal in the beaks of each of the dead crows.
What was more unusual about it was that each scraping of paint was from a pickup truck.
The DWR set up observation stands along some of the major roads and recorded the behavior of the crows. They learned that pairs of crows would come to eat roadkill.
One crow would eat, while the other was a lookout.
Each time a car would come by, the look out would warn the eating crow by saying ‘caw, caw’, and they would fly away… however, other times the lookout crow had no word for ‘truck’ and could not warn the other.
The DWR started collected dead crows off the highway for examination.
They were able to identify pieces of paint and metal in the beaks of each of the dead crows.
What was more unusual about it was that each scraping of paint was from a pickup truck.
The DWR set up observation stands along some of the major roads and recorded the behavior of the crows. They learned that pairs of crows would come to eat roadkill.
One crow would eat, while the other was a lookout.
Each time a car would come by, the look out would warn the eating crow by saying ‘caw, caw’, and they would fly away… however, other times the lookout crow had no word for ‘truck’ and could not warn the other.
glockman
I hate Jeep trucks
- Location
- Pleasant Grove
I assume this was a screenshot from AvE.
- Location
- Grand Junction, CO
I saw a microbiologist today... he was much bigger than I expected.
- Location
- Stinkwater
I'm so mad right now.
- Location
- The Land Northward (Bountiful), Utah
"A Crow She Wrote"
And for the clever people:
Imagine Dragons' popular song:
"A hippopotamus "
And for the clever people:
Imagine Dragons' popular song:
"A hippopotamus "
- Location
- Stinkwater
Time may fly like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.
- Location
- Stinkwater
I wouldn't ever date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.
- Location
- Stinkwater
I weighed a rainbow yesterday. Turns out it's pretty light.
glockman
I hate Jeep trucks
- Location
- Pleasant Grove
I'm dumb. Explain this to me.
- Location
- Stinkwater
oh gawdammit