Lame Joke Thread

[mesha]

Hahahaha

 

[mesha]

Why could helen keller never yell in the winter?



Mittens.

 

[STAG]

Why could helen keller never yell in the winter?



Mittens.

LOL that one even got a real laugh not just a smile

 

[mesha]

how did helen kellers parents punish her?



they left the plunger in the toilet.

 

[Cascadia]

 

[Gravy]

How did Helen Keller burn her hands?

She tried to read the waffle iron.

 

[rholbrook]

If Helen Keller fell down in the woods, would she make a sound?

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Polio! she had everything else.

 

[Kevin B.]

You're all going to hell.

 

[jeeper]

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog?

-Neither did she..

What was Helen Kellers dogs name?

-RRRrrraaaccjjjelkeldcpfhsalhf..

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away?

-you would too if your name was RRRrrraaaccjjjelkeldcpfhsalhf!

 

[Kevin B.]

Now I'm going to hell...

 

[LT.]

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive?



She was a woman.

LT.

 

[jeeper]

It's ok to make Helen Keller jokes.
She can't hear them anyway..

 

[TJDukit]

^^Haha or read them.

 

[wjwithawj]

how did helen kellers parents punish her?



they left the plunger in the toilet.

i about cried from this one
most awesome

 

[kellerexpress]

What was Helen Kellers dogs name?

-RRRrrraaaccjjjelkeldcpfhsalhf..

Bahahahaha

 

[kellerexpress]

What did Helen Keller do when she fell down the well?

Screamed her fingers off

 

[kellerexpress]

Some ancient Chinese proverbs:

Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fish in other man’s well often catch crabs.

Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

Man who drop watch in toilet have sh-tty time.

 

[mesha]

Some ancient Chinese proverbs:

Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fish in other man’s well often catch crabs.

Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

Man who drop watch in toilet have sh-tty time.

Those are great!

 

[mesha]

I just read this one on Facebook.
Why can you never hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?

Because their "P" is silent

 

[Spork]

stolen from the PBB...

What's the difference between a hard on and a light on?












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I can sleep with a light on.