Lame Joke Thread

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I live my life 1 dumpster at a time
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So Jo, Ut
A small town hillbilly went to see a big city lawyer. Hillbilly said I need to get me a de-vorce.
The lawyer asked if he had any grounds. The hillbilly replied that he had 80 acres.
The lawyer said no, no, do you have a case?
The hillbilly replied: no, we use a John Deere, but it’ll outrun any case I’ve seen.
Starting to get bothered, the lawyer asked ‘does she beat you up?’
No, I reckon that the rooster wakes us up at the same time says the hillbilly.
Listen, is she a nagger?! exclaims the lawyer
No, says the hillbilly with a straight face. ‘But that last baby she had, it was a nagger.. that’s why I want me a de-vorce!’
 
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