Lame Joke Thread

[Jeremy]

baby seal walks in to a club.

 

[phatfoto]

What do you call a man with no arms and legs hanging on the wall?

Art...

 

[cannoncrawler]

Why was tigger looking in the toilet?









To find Poo

 

[4x4_Welder]

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hot tub?


Stew

 

[mesha]

holy cow, these have me laughing so hard.

did you know helen keller had a tree house?






neither did she

 

[turbohaulic]

What did spock find in the ships toilet?




The Captains log!

 

[4x4_Welder]

What did the mexican student say when the wind took his mid term paper?


Hey essay, where you goin?

 

[Awz]

four men walked into a bar, fifth one ducked

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner.

 

[Rusted]

What do you say when the Statue of Liberty Sneezes?


God Bless America!

 

[TJDukit]

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?







Nacho Cheese.

 

[anderson750]

What do you call a dog with no legs?





It doesn't matter...he won't come anyways.

 

[rholbrook]

Man went into a pet shop. asked the owner to buy a wasp.
The owner said "we dont sell 'em"
The man said, "but theres one in the window!"



A guy walks into a bar carrying jumper cables. The bartender says to him, 'you can come in, but don't start anything!'


A man was in an elevator, and the operator kept calling him, 'son'. So the man said, 'why do you keep calling me son? You're not my father!' And the operator replied, 'I brought you up, didn't I?

 

[scrogg]

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs in a window?




Curt 'n Rod

 

[YOUKNOW]

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a grill?

Frank.

What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs on a grill?

Patty.

 

[Cody]

baby seal walks in to a club.

ha ha, beautiful!

 

[heinz]

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Hey, why the long face?"

What do you call a dog with one eye and three legs? Lucky.

 

[rkillpack]

What's the difference between broccoli and boogers?







Kids won't eat broccoli.

 

[1995zj]

Have you guys heard the joke about the broken pencil....?





Eh.....it's pointless.

 

[Jeremy]

ha ha, beautiful!

you would be amazed at how few people get it.

 

[Jeremy]

what did the water say to the boat?




nothing it just waved.